waynetta
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Bananarama had more hits then the Spice girls.
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Dyslexics. Try deliberately spelling words wrongly. This way at least you have a chance of spelling them correctly.
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Smarties are great. And also the plastic tops from the Smartie tubes make ideal frisbees for a pet gerbil or hamster.
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Heartbreaker - Rolling Stones
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Sorry to be so uncool...but I love 'All night long' by Lionel Ritchie. :)
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Do animals 'live' or simply exist? Whenever I watch wildlife documentaries it always appears that the only things they really do is eat, mate and rear their young. Even when young animals play,it appears it is only practice for hunting when they get older.
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When having grandmothers or other elderly relatives cremated, always ask the undertaker for their false teeth. These make excellent pastry cutters, and the decorative crust of a pork pie can evoke many happy memories of your loved one.
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Chas and Dave have teamed up with Snoop Dog to release a new single - ' Knees up Motherfukker '
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Annoy a traffic warden by knocking of their hat.
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Pedantry is a little known characteristic of obsessive compulsive disorder. :)
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Tell her about it - Billy Joel
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There's a natural disaster in Pakistan at the moment.not sure I'd want to go there for a holiday,though I would consider volunteering to help those poor people who are suffering in any way I could.
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Robert de Niro was originally lined up to play michael corleone in godfather 1.
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Though it is a good top question ::o
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That's not a tip. Please follow the rules. Top Tips only.
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I could do I suppose. It's more fun like this though. Sorry to hijack such a weighty and serious thread as favourite cereals with my frivolity. :):):)
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Buy a television set exactly like your neighbour's. Then annoy them by standing outside their window and changing their channel using your identical remote control.
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Congratulations Brendan and Mrs Brendan. This tip probably doesn't apply to you, but steel wool moistened with a drop of baby oil is ideal for wiping baby robot's bottoms with.
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Girls! A pair of variety-size cornflakes packets are ideal for putting fashionable padded shoulders in your blouse.
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Green cat owners. A cigarette filter shoved up your cat's arse makes an ideal 'catalytic converter' to remove the environmentally-harmful methane from it's farts.
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Galaxy Minstrels are absolutely delicious. What's more, when joined together by a cocktail stick they would make a perfect set of dumbells for a squirrel if they were bigger. And heavier.
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(tu):)-D:))
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Thnaks James that looks good. Thank you everyone for your advice today, despite my childish silliness. :)
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Fellas. Avoid p1ssing on the lavatory floor during the night after an evening of heavy drinking by nailing a pair of slippers to the floor directly in front of the toilet. Later, when you roll out of bed and stagger into the bathroom, simply slide your feet into the slippers and Voila ! You're in the perfect position for a p1ss.
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Avoid being mugged in the street by walking behind a Policeman, moving your lips and gesturing as if you are engaged in a friendly conversation with him. If he turns round, simply look confused and ask him for directions to a nearby street. Works for me every time ;-)