AllforNun

(a) yes (b) the rules on voting meant that the party with the most votes gets voted out of the house, have all their cumilative wealth taken away from them, and have to spend eternity living on benefits in say Oldham or Burnley

hey how do you all do that, i have a picture of a large bell end (alter ego) but i just can not get it up on here ?

hey walked past the green today and saw some kids playing cricket in this lovely open space of a park, not a stupid, hideous, ridiculous, tastless, disaster, carbuncle, oh god i wear sandals and wrk for the council, i'm god me, let force you all to have giant wheely bins in your front garden, eek socially inept and bullied at school, hey i am on a committee and have no taste whatsoever nightmare of a green iron fence in sight ! god that has to get on TV that fence, anyone have a photo ?

"Alleyns is one of the best schools in the country/planet" while i agree Alleyns is a good school numbered in the top 100 mixed, unfortunately it is rather a poor poor neighbor to Jags which, well pissed all over it ! 4th in the country of all denominations Eton 6th ! So kid yourself not Dulwich (east) Mum, you need a little bit more cash to get where you really want to be X

hi hackette, well the idea written on the back of my dogs for the day, really is about stopping the bbc executives taking the piss with their own wages and handing the money back to programme makers within those corporations who actually know how to make telly. At the moment they are all actually virtually unaccountable, how on earth have they got away with being based in the worlds most expensive city for such a long time, what a joke. And as for i get paid 1mill + because that is the market rate, thats ridiculous too, those rates are set by the Beeb themselves. 500grand for head of subtitles, do me a favour. as for nero's "The BBC is unrivalled and once gone will never be replicated" i think north korea still has a similar deal going on with it's main broadcaster ! and the beeb and C4 are not in competition C4 got taken over by the beeb and the government years ago.

The whole thing is a massive piss take. These people are untouchable and it is about time it ended. Channel4 Suddenly nearly bankrupt and Sky claiming they (C4) have wasted 270m on stupid projects over the past 8 years, when incidently they have gone through 3 Chief Executives in 9 years and all x BBC ! previous to this they had 2 bloody great one's in 22 years. ITV now in serious trouble, hundreds of forced redundancies and the BBC trumpeting every one's else problems on its website and ignoring it own near corrupt and ring fenced position. The Answer is simple. The Licence fee no longer goes just to the BBC it gets split between them and ITV and C4 obviously BBC getting the largest proportion, but at least we would be able to have a little more say where this outdated tax goes and that we may finally get some other voices coming through. The government are kept at arms length from the broadcasters and they all get back to making groundbreaking and inspiring Programmes and not chasing ratings with W > nkers on ice jungle big brother toss fest. How about some inspiring opera running 3 hours with viewing figures about 500,000 only.

wow....... openly bi thats pretty cool ! makes you seem younger

has she got any tatoo's or logo's and is she dir....oh no stop i just can't !

Ooh nice , now describe your wife !

ooh nice skin up and lets all celebrate the man, the magician !

Gutted he was great. " they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM " !

ok describe it ?

silver tray and a four pack of white lightening for me.

LIDL LIDL LIDL LIDL LIDL LIDL LIDL LIDL.....quick run here comes mr jenkins !

POW this is crazy it's almost like we are talking to each other, this tinternet business just fry's my mind, what you wearing !

send the best looking girl, she can then get married to someone with money quick, then pay for a top education for the children of her siblings and then also pay for her siblings to leave work and study, OU or something, in later life. Plus the Parents of her rich husband may be a right fruity pair of swingers then you and your hub could find yourself in some big stately home in years to come dressed as victorian parlour slaves havin a right bubble ! christ its so simple, i wonder why i bother !

just lots more F.. Uckin.....although some people do consider that a sport, i think there is a shopkeepers 11 over Lordship lane way !

now now, we know you are street smart and have a big gold chain with pounds signs on it. Your Pm's are the talk of the town, you is a bad bad man, who every now and then loves to bake a flan and Pm photo's to everyone you can, just cause you is the Man ! Now come drop some litter our way and hopefully one of our nice street wardens will fine you, we have those in Nunhead as well you know. ooh and lenk no one frightening does live over here, all the Lib Dem councilors are based ED way !

Wow cool, where are all the weight benches located in Peckham Rye Park and is there any bathing regs for the pool/pond is there mixed days or is it always same sex ?

this is the best they can come up with, it must be a joke or its John Major's Cricket greens speech re-written ! "I want a return to old high-street style banks so people's savings are protected from the big risks of investment banking," he told delegates." Nick Clegg's wisdom ! Christ will there be spaces outside these banks so i can park my penny-farthing. As for "a country more unequal than before" is he talking specifically about the East Dulwich - Nunhead Divide ? and then just when you thought it could not get any worse/embarrassing/wet, he pops up with ....wait for it.... "We carry the torch of progress now, we exist to keep the flame of hope alive."......er....um.....eek. Please tell me this is not all i have to look forward to.I noticed he said nothing about the Northern Ireland issue, fair enough it's a bit to much like real politics for the liberals, but at least it would have made the headlines, and reminded Mr Brown that he may need to ....UCKIN MULTI TASK EVERY NOW AND THEN !

the only thing cameron would annihilate is the country, what's left of it anyway.

Wavely road academy school has a Gym, as will the new boys school opening soon ! that one should be really good with lots of free weights. there is also one up by Dulwich College by the little pond on the south circular. sauna and pool you will be v lucky, the only one is la fitness nr sydenham, bit of a drive but very friendly and compact

laylandii and lots of them, threaten to decorate over christmas, just the side facing your neighbours, with common light bulbs and instead of a fairy top them with giant cigarette butts . Alternatively put up a trellis with a climber on it, i think that would get round planning.

i think at the end of the day it must be a gene thing, it just something you have that makes you different. I don't think it is right to shun people because they are attracted to people of the same sex and i 'certainly' do not agree with trying to get them treated. Live and let live i say.

are you still in the property ?