dulwichmum

Clearly!

Mmmm, really? Why? Do you like the sound of the word, or do you simply like to consider sheer ladies hoisery?

OHMYGOD ............ Ms Shambles, glamorous men - spies, first Mr Batdog and now Mr Mikewbate!

The very same, but very shiny. (in the manner of Bob Monkhouse).

Dear Mr Mikewbate, I thought you were ironing your shirts just last Sunday in preparation for a trip to Estonia?

Gavin Henson is a very strange looking man, I should imagine Charlotte's poor baby will be born the colour of stretch armstrong.

Dear Mr Mikewbate, You make us sound like a mysterious lot! I shall say this to everyone I meet. How long until I am arrested?

Oh dear........

Bloomin Heck! Another gifted gentleman on the forum. I was laughing so much, I must admit I didn't even read who it was from. I apologise Mr CrystalClear, and Mr OldTimer.

Did someone mention a Starbucks opening on Lordship Lane, wow, I'll start the car..........

Dear Mr CrystalClear, I love your pictures, but I almost choked on a tuna and sweetcorn roll just then. They should have some kind of health warning attached to them.

Dear Incitatus, I must tell my mother that, it is bound to bring a smile to her face. She doesn't like Ian Paisley and Presbyterians or 'Protestants' like my husband. She is really Christian!

Dear Spymum, Just remember to stay off topic!

Dear Mr Snorky, I am afraid that I have to agree with you on this one, you are completely right. The Gardens, Forest Hill Road and Melbourne Grove are the best in South Southwark.

This is a great thread I must admit, and I am afraid to wonder off it, in case I get my nuckles wrapped.

No, Mr CrystalClear I have not found the horse. If my boss finds me on the internet - I shall be beaten with a stick. Where should I look for the horse?

Dear Mr Crystalclear, He is a darling, isn't he. I can see he looks a bit like a bat, but how does he resemble a dog? I fear he is not a super hero either!

Dear Mr Huguenot, Where? Clearly I have been working too hard. Which thread?

Dear Mockney, Do you mean the one of the pug type dog? Do you really think that this is a fair representation of the man?

Dear Mr Mockney Piers, Do you think Batdog is not a glamorous spy then?

Dear Batdog, Where are you off to in the West Indies then? Who is going to walk your dogs? Do you even really own dogs? You have been rather quiet lately!

Congratulations Spymum. Good for you.

I can't do the 16th, but don't let me stop you. No doubt one of the kids will have an ear infection/James will come home late from work or my mother-in-law will call in unannounced with some E numbered fare for the children. I really would love to come though.

Someone applied for a mortgage and ran up an enormous credit card bill in Holland in our names last year! It completely freaked us out. Apparently as our house was on the market at the time, the police warned us that there was a possibility somebody was viewing houses and picking up old credit cards slips or statements or forms of ID from houses in SE21 at the time. We have bought ourselves a shredder since. Apparently this happened in a number of local homes on the market at the time.

Dear Mark, You know the 17th of March is St. Patricks day - don't you? That could be a good night - I think that is a Saturday?