dulwichmum

Thanks for pointing this out Keef. I hadn't seen it.

Congratulations to both of you. Bumbalina, what a dress! You look stunning. The groom looks beautiful too. It seems to have been a perfect location.

Oh dear Batdog, what am I to do? I have been feeding Ana a diet of carbohydrates and doughnuts, dispensed with her contact lenses ensuring that she would be forced to wear her enormous glasses, paid for her to have braces on her teeth (in the manner of ugly Betty) and even bought her some functional looking Crocs shoes, yet still my children (and my husband... sniff) adore her, and she STILL looks great on the trampoline! It seems that all is not well in my super swish home this morning, and once again - you dear heart have noticed almost as soon as I have! Grrrr.

Mr Batdog! You have returned (sigh).

I have a great fondness for Mr Keef. Mr Mockney and Sean MacGabhann are right up there too - super handsome gentlemen! I am terribly fond of Mr Batdog. But Nero - well he is a fav. I really quite enjoy it when the administrator chucks me in the lounge. Huguenot is terribly bright always nice, and Michael Papadopalopogus - he is just the best fun! The lovely daddy that is Ant and the little baby antlets. Polly D - my chum, and Tillie! Bagpuss, Bellenden Bell and Mumra - I really like every one on the forum actually. What nice folk we have here in ED!

West Dulwich - Martha's Vinyard!

Oh the poor dog! He just fell out of your trouser leg... He looks exhausted. I shall take him to ... powder his nose under the hair dryer.

Thinks OHMYGOD - MICHAEL! What has become of Batdog?

Please Sean, lend me your arm - this white bikini would be spoiled with blood splashes! Some one - please call the fire brigade!

Thinks to self - "Oh dear, soon it is not only Michaels carbon foot print that may be lighter - is that a small doggy in a snorkle I spot in the pool next to us? Oh yes! It is Mr Batdog - I can see his teeth sparkle in the moon light!"

Note to self: Never buy a knitted Victorian swim suit - Mr Palaeologus seems to have lost his saggy suit as it sank to the bottom of the pool! Oh Michael! Call the gendarmes! Is that a dog I can hear a dog growling on the edge of the pool? Oh Batdog, what big teeth you have!!!

Dear Eccentric, I apologise, it was in fact Cazkid, thought I may have something against the Irish shop - I suppose I do. They sell Daniel O'Donnell CDs, grrrr.

James is smiling, (he doesn't say much) I believe that is a good sign. I am seething with jealousy. This could get nasty. Why, oh why, oh why did I get so bloody drunk on Thursday and give up drink? James likes it, but preferred the Saint Veran. Now I think he is just tantalising me. I am considering having a glass...

Dear Eccentric, Moi? I have nothing against the Irish shop. If it wasn't for the shameful fact that Daniel O'Donnell is Irish - I would say they are indeed a very lovely bunch! I am particularly fond of Sean MacGabhann.

If you can't find that you could always put in an offer for the Irish shop. There is never anyone in there. If you go in and buy a bottle of red lemonade, a packet of chocolate covered Kimberley biscuits, an old Daniel O'Donnell CD and some Irish regional newspapers, you will clean them out entirely of their stock. They will have no alternative but to give you the shop for free!

There is a nasty old empty shop up by William Rose and close to the Irish shop - isn't there? I wonder who owns that?

Blows kiss to Keef. Rushes behind Japanese screen, emerges in new white lycra Heidi Klein bikini. Admires hot pink toe polish and spray tan. Pads carefully through quiet room and dives elegantly into pool.

Bounces happily into quiet room. Hair shining in the manner of a Pantene advertisement... Wonders if Mr Huguenot is married to Bumbelina yet. Thinks to self "what wonderful weather to have a wedding."

I myself have been informed that I was concieved in Lourdes! I was a miracle baby. Russian aristocracy? Oh Sean, you bring tears to my eyes - ha, ha, ha. And Tillie darling, what a scream. I am from Penge!

Isn't it quite the melting pot! I am not a Londoner myself either.

Smiles at Mr MacGabhann. thinks to self "I loved Fraggle Rock! I shall let them see that clip in the morning." Looks at watch, realises it is now wine drinking hour, and promised never to drink again only yesterday... Ohmygod...

I fancy a big bowl of that chili! The DVD of Fraggle Rock would go down a storm too Sean - could you just pass them over?

I am giving up alcohol as I fear I will die. But I am off now to buy the bottle suggested dear Mr Ant, and James will join in. I am really enjoying this.

Waves to lovely Polly D, - thinks to self "I wonder if Miss D has seen the super bridal section at Marks & Spencer in Blue Water - well worth a trip!"

He was babysitting! The publisher took me out and got me very drunk indeed! OOOOOh my head. I still have motion sickness...