Lynne

Don't get me started on the new arrangement. Took hours of my and staff time because the staff didn't really know how to sort out my problem on the new system .

Does exaggerated mean made up? I can assure you they're not.

Perhaps I'm unusually intolerant of screaming, banging on the glass in the aquarium and grabbing at the butterflies. But last time I went to look at the beautiful display of musical instrument and listen to the recordings, there were children running up and down, thumping on the musical tables and then a couple on mothers sat on the tables to eat their lunch. Meanwhile a friend in the butterfly house said the children were trying to catch the butterflies in their hands while the staff just stood and watched. If they want to increase the diversity of visitors they might remember that not everyone has a child with them. Alternatively, drop the word Museum from the title and just be honest and call it Horniman Play Centre.

Just had a quick look and it certainly appears there'll be a lot of building work and a loss of garden space. The museum is already no-go area for adults and with the proposed Kinder area, the park will be a children's playground to match.

I think most will accept sheets and duvet covers, but not duvets or pillows.

Thanks, DulwichFox. I didn't press anything, of course, and like you, I get numerous calls a bit like this. But it's the first time I've been threatened with arrest, which could seriously frighten a vulnerable person

What are you suggesting. TheArtfulDogger? My accountant assures me my Cayman Island account is quite normal, and as for remortgaging next door's house when they put it up for sale, via my legal website, well, doesn't everybody?

More aggressive call than usual. My BT internet ( which I don't have ) has been involved in fraud and I might be arrested for fraud if I didn't press 1, etc etc

Just seen another incident in Camberwell. After a verbal exchange between a van driver and a cyclist, the van driver deliberately reversed back towards the cyclist. Fortunately he stopped just before hitting him, then shot off. There really are some d...heads on the road.

A car just raced round the roundabout with it's passenger door wide open,a girl screaming and partly keeping the door open with her leg. I don't know if this was someone's idea of fun or an abduction. It passed me by before I could think of getting a number

Still there. I suppose I could hire it and leave it somewhere else, but I don't see why I should have to pay to move it so I can park.

Don't go to Marsaxlokk on a Sunday. Horribly crowded. Mdina is beautiful and quiet in the evenings when all the coaches have gone.

Why not just bury it? And bleach is very harmful to other things when it gets into the soil

Loads of post was pushed through my letterbox this morning, and when I looked at the items, they were for four different addresses, none of them mine. Makes me worried about what is happening to the post, who knows what never arrives?

Yes

Have they closed? It was looking stripped out and empty this morning

The butterfly could be some sort of skipper. A dingy skipper?

Can we have some more cafes too? I feel there are gaps on LL where shops have interupted the flow of coffee bars.

The old rhyme says "A swarm of bees in May Is worth load of hay"

Don't have to work hard not to want your child mocked. Wouldn't care for it myself

Mocking a new born baby is funny?

Don't suppose you fancy buying the whole pub?

Same one, Bumpkin