Annette Curtain

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If the parson has a fine aquiline schnaeb then > naturally I would be happy to admire it. I've been avidly reading "What Tattoo" and wondering what to have inked on my flesh. It's either the above or "in with anger out with love" in Chinese. NETTE

Maxxi The last vestige of my Catholic guilt troubles me I personally named Mr Pickwick Then I betray him by eating his cousin/s Still, now i've confessed I feel better about it I am in fact going to dress up as the Pope. It was going to be a Rabbi but then I really thought about it, as Saturday's are sacred. And you wouldn't get a Rabbi turning a mechanical spit on a Saturday, would you. No, I don't think so. Am I asking and answering my own questions here ? I think I am. NETTE:-S

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't vote. Don't buy the single. Don't watch. Come on Jez Looking but not touching's ok No ? NETTE:-$

That Woman might be "mentally ill" indeed. However, she's deemed fit to have a child, walk the streets & ride the public transport system. That she's disinhibited enough to spout off (whether medicated or not) is her own choice. She was fit enough and with it enough not to walk under a tram but to get on it and take a seat. She now needs locking up for her own safety. There's an interesting article in the Guardian supplement today, on the outpourings, nastiness & scorn of people in Britain today. David Lammies book "Out of the Ashes" also points to the hyper-inflated sense of entitlement exhibited by some. If you've got children in school you see a raft of parents like this, who don't work, won't work ,yet spend more time on the phone than a double-glazing sales man. Those same parents look and act much like their elder children. It's only the bags under their eyes that set them apart. "They make my foot itch" I can tell you. NETTE

I'm roasting a couple of "Suckling Pigs" over a wood-fired pit, in my garden, during the festive period. ( as you do ) Now, my dear neighbour has a Pet Pig ( called Mr Pickwick ) which lives indoors. Do I put up a screen to shield her/his view. What is the common Etiquette in such situations. NETTE:-S

Maxxi It's the modern day version of the "Scrooge Candle" I'm splashing out on batteries as the LED hardly uses any power. And I can see the wind-up version winding-me-up, does it slowly 'click-wirr' as it discharges its power. I wonder. As for the Red option. Pray caution, there's a weird mental condition that develops under the influence of a red lamp. I haven't a clue what is's called. But it's there no less. NETTE:-S

>But if you're asking me about bits of chicken then neh. 'Sjust food< The "Beef" moos. Tell us about the Beef. How was Mr Sparks finest ? Did it work out, or is it back to the drawing board. Nette(?) Edited for missing W

Lately... ( like at this precise moment ) I've taken to wearing one of these, instead of turning the lights on in the house. http://photos.autoexpress.co.uk/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_426/car_photo_213218_7.jpg Really, it's a real $aver. And just knowing some Fat French/Scottish power giant isn't getting my cash makes me sleep better. Admittedly, it can give a rather "Blair Witch Project" view on things, but you soon get used to it. My other half came into the bathroom whilst I was having a bath with it on. "FREAK" they exclaimed, and then promptly walked into the door frame. "That wouldn't have happend if you had yours switched on" I replied. Later we both settled down and read our books. "So, you're working as a miner now" inquired my youngest in the morning. "and you're weird" he said, frowning. Bless him. NETTE:-S

And a portmanteau to boot. How very "Jolly" NETTE:)

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Best steer clear of Nazis at Xmas and instead > watch Sound of Music... or Great Escape... or > Raiders of the Lost Ark...or.. Yeah But they're just "cliche" Nazis I prefer the real ones. * says 100 Hiel Hitlers * NETTE:-S

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I do hope people aren't letting facts get in the > way of a good discussion of the X Factor. Heaven > forfend. Do you like the "Parson's nose" NETTE(?)

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I do hope people aren't letting facts get in the > way of a good discussion of the X Factor. Heaven > forfend. Do you like the "Parson's nose" NETTE(?)

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > She's the one with the generic voice who the pubic > never warmed to. Nope. Can't place her.

I know moos Sozza. But a pair of beige "Cordings" trousers, no less. Actually, I was baiting d_c but he wasn't rising to it. Meh. As for the bus, well I just don't know. It's a jungle all of its own. Generally, I get quite furious at a guffer on the bus and move. ( if possible ) However, at times, unlike their wind, you're trapped. * places finger under nose * NETTE:-S

I like the Parson's nose myself. That'll be on Sunday BTW (tu)

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't wait to hear Misha B's generic voice > rocking that generic album !!! Who's Misha B ? :-S

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Back to long johns for a minute..... > > Presumably your problem lies in insufficiently > warm trousers in the first place. Perhaps > something like these in a nice thick wool or tweed > would solve the problem of cold kidneys. I own a > pair and can report not only are they toasty warm > but attract many an admiring glance on Rye Lane. > > Then normal pants will suffice. d_c I'm sure they suit your lofty stature. But i'm not sure i'd get away with something so "manly" as it were. I do have my eye on a pair of these though. Teamed up with a really slaggy pair of stilettos & plenty of toe cleavage. Thought they might be perfect for the "Glorious 18th" NETTE:-S

Ridgley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In the West Indian culture you do not I repeat do > not cook a Chicken and offer us the Parson nose > very offensive!!! OKAY I'll bear that in mind. Though I personally love the "Parson's nose" Oh, and the slimy dark-meat oysters underneath the bird. Where does West Indian culture stand on those. NETTE(?)

OKAY (Long Johns done ☑) What's the Etiquette on Christmas presents. Can you re-gift a present back to someone who bought it for you. Afterall, they must have liked it to buy it in the first place. So, can they have it back ? NETTE:-S

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My dear old Grandfather taught me this sweet rhyme > to help me remember the rules on this one. > > After a bath, but before a poo > You can forgo the y-fronts; just long johns will > do > But if you've laid cable but not washed your ass > You'd best wear your pants, lest a streak comes to > pass Well thank you *Bob* That kinda confirms my thoughts I believe in a clean fresh pair of "Johns" each day, as you would with undies However, if worn more as thermal-leggings-all-week , then a further skid-proofing layer would be advisable. NETTE:)

Quite simply, whats the gen. So, with the above in mind here's my first question. On sparkly but cold day like today. Pants or no pants under Long John's ? I'm more comfortable sans than mit but I'd like to know the rule ( I mean, imagine being rushed to hospital an' all that) NETTE:-S

On Saturday just gone, I stroked the pig that i'll eat on the 17th. True NETTE

Maybe it's Bacon frying. Y'know, cos even veggiesgans like Bacon Sandwiches NETTE:-$

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Annette - pfffft indeed. Did you see the > Playmobile Advent calendars with Proper Big Toys > in EVERY CHUFFING DAY? Sheesh. We thought we > were spoilt when I was a kid when they invented > ones with chocolate in. No ,I mean ye-s Really it's bonkers However, having spent pre-christmas in Iceland ( country not the shop ) I feel we're way behind the curve. Each night, for I think 21 days, the parents have to set up a different "event" Essentially Santa has 21 helpers and ( you guessed it ) one visits each night. The only one I can remembers is a naughty "skiir" ( yoghurt ) thief And a sausage thief. Basically the parents smear "skiir" on the kids shoes or leave a sausage near the door, to show they've visited, the kids go mad in the morning. Mind you, everyone's gone mad by christmas. 20 hours of darkness a day is enough to test the mettle of most people. Makes Bjork look relatively well balanced, considering. What the fekk am I on about ? * taps pipe out on sleeping child's head * NETTE:-S

Chick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone missing Skippy the kangaroo? Yes, "Flipper" Clik-clik N:)