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Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > maxxi Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Annette Curtain Wrote: > > > > > (mind you, Lower Sydenham is a sh*thole) > > > > > > Especially the bit they call Penge... > > > Admin. > > I'd like to report maxxi for using the "P" word. I claim immunity due to 'Sydenham-Syndrome'* caught when falling asleep once on the 176. *a kind of SE23-Tourettes

Annette Curtain Wrote: > (mind you, Lower Sydenham is a sh*thole) Especially the bit they call Penge...

I doubt Farage's loons will believe it - not sure I do myself, I can hear him in 2016 now... "Yes we promised a referendum but the world has moved on since then, things have changed and the in-out question is no longer relevant to the health of this country going forward. Now is not the time for playing politics with peoples' futures, it is the time for ensuring the long-term prosperity of the nation as a whole. I think it would be a very irresponsible government that would put Britain's economy at risk at such a crucial time." Still, probably enough to keep his rebels in line for a while.

You might be right RD - I tried to put Miwwaw down for a win but my fingers wouldn't have it... Friday 25th January 2013... Millwall 0 V Aston Villa 2 Saturday 26th January 2013... Stoke 1 V Man City 3 Bolton 0 V Everton 2 Brighton 1 V Arsenal 2 Macclesfield 0 V Wigan 3 QPR 2 V MK Dons 0 Reading 1 V Sheff Utd 1 Sunday 27th January 2013... Brentford 0 V Chelsea 4 Leeds United 1 V Tottenham 2 Oldham 0 V Liverpool 3

It's the ED effect. Try me again when I get to Dagenham.

... or something very happy with life.

There are some parts of the city where a sarky "You're welcome!" called after an ingrate will have the latter turn on you with a "You trying to be fucking funny mate?" - I think ED*, if not always well mannered, at least has the good grace to be embarrassed when it's pointed out. *Acknowledging the usual yes-I-know-its-a-generalisation clause.

I think it looks like a somnambulist EP trying to write his name in the snow "El Pibe smileyface smileyface smileyface etc..."

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 2 drunk snails after a night out in The > Allotment*... > > *ED's latest hip and happening hang-out for > terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs The bouncers are particularly harsh "Oi mate! No legs!"

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I did say arguably Quids, I guess it will depend > on how the league is panning out for both teams at > the time, hopefully it won't be too soon for the > Hammers to be thinking of the beaches in > Magaluf... With nowt left to play for you mean? Like 1992?

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've seen a number of snow joggers lately. I can > read the "oh yes-nothing will stop me jogging" > smugness on their faces. > > One was running down the middle of the road > yesterday by the Horniman's, giving the odd car > who berated him the "middle finger" > > Snow or no snow, what a COCK! I think I saw his 'soft' cousin - planking down Dovercourt rd today, middle of the road, on skis and with ski-poles, the full alpine bit. He was also walking (skiing?) a tiny dog on a long lead. The dog trotted miserably along, eyes glued to the ground blushing furiously.

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Memo to Diary: Remember to take Multi-Channel > Remote Control device on next visit to Boleyn > Ground If you have one of those remote control atmosphere generators can I borrow it for my visit to the Emirates for Wednesday's rearranged Boxing Day game? It'll be my very first visit to the Library - thinking of wearing my crepe sole brogues.

The Southwark Council Bulky Waste people will not take away anything over 6ft long and they won't touch any bathroom stuff like baths, toilets, bidets, sinks etc.

Ah, a proper "Football Focus" for a change... :)

I iron all my snow.

Wasn't it as much about him wanting to continue to play as striker and do we presume Wenger has agreed - or was it just money? Though I hate to say it I think he has looked pretty good recently.

Cheesey footballs and Martini - it was that kind of Xmas - together with the remains of House of Tippler's Honeycomb liquer and a tin of something called Fiocchi di Neve which turn out to be SOFT amaretti and are disgusting. Tonight I shall be adding spiced rum to lemsip. It's medicinal.

Re Adkins - Cortese seems a ruthless and stubborn type, acts as though he enjoys being disliked by the fans - being an Italian banker must have given him a thick skin.

Liverpool 2 v Norwich 0 Man City 3 v Fulham 1 Newcastle 2 v Reading 2 Swansea 3 v Stoke 0 West Ham 3 v QPR 1 Wigan 3 v Sunderland 2 West Brom 2 v Aston Villa 1 Chelsea 2 v Arsenal 1 Tottenham 1 v Man Utd 3 Southampton 1 v Everton 2

Vinyl - 45 Apeman (The Kinks), LP - Dark Side of the Moon (Pink Floyd) Cassette Tape - Naked (Talking Heads) CD - The Stone Roses (Stone Roses) Download - Picture on the Wall (Naturalites) ...we did have an 8 track for a while (a separate little unit plugged through the music centre) but the only thing I remember in my parents' collection was the Jungle Book soundtrack. It got played a lot.

A Dulwich Village yard/boot sale?

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Surely there should be points for predicting > postponements due to snow? What, so you can nick off and sabotage the undersoil heating at Wigan? naughty.

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You're still sore from the steak/stake thing > aren't you maxxi > > (see what I did there, digging up an old > "forgotten" barbed jibe as a retort, rather than > creating a new one) > > Hey, and were taking over ???'s thread rather than > creating a new one. > > Thrifty ! If you think I'm gong to trawl through past posts just to prove my short/long-term memory isn't proper fucked you're-... damn what did I come in here for again? *typed with one thumb and squinting to save on light absorbtion

If matches are called off for snow I presume next door's cats will be called up to act as a pools panel?

Yes - I geddit, the fuss is because they claimed to be all beef and pork is unclean etc. but unless they claimed to be halal burgers I shouldn't think Dalepack need to beef up their security just yet (unintended). But why not make a 'meat' burger if you're going to sell them for a few pence each? - as long as it's all legal flesh (and listed in the ingredients) where's the harm? We do it with fishcakes. And so what if it's mechanically recovered? Isn't that just making sure one uses as much of an animal as possible? what about 'meat' pies? Do we assume they are all beef? If they contained horse or rabbit or pork would that be wrong? just askin.