maxxi

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To be honest I wouldn't personally listen to S&R Me either - and it's the times when they make sure I have no choice in the matter that really ticks me off about this pair of fuck nuts. >it really does surprise me that people are so quick to criticise what they're doing with such venom. As long as they stay playing in their bedrooms my fangs remain retracted.

"And they are living creatures who need to eat. So people that feed them are not ignorant, just more compassionate than you." ditto rats, mice, cockroaches, bedbugs, flies etc. I presume you and your home are just as welcoming in these areas? That truly is compassionate.

A team outside the top flight win the FA cup? - nah, last team to do that were... ooh it's on the tip of my tongue...

edhistory Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You will remember that an extra zebra crossing was > recently installed to improve safety at this > difficult five-road roundabout. > > John K I'd call it a three to a three and a half. Even counting Spurling Rd - which contributes very little traffic - I still only get four John. You surely can't be counting roads that don't actually lead onto the roundabout like Tintagel Cresent?

uncleglen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The GM* soya is beginning to look pretty tasty *Ground Mouse

Oh, Arsenal (muffled titter), oh dear (mmmph snrkle), Well they've still got the Champions League and Bayern Munich are no Blackburn Rovers...

There's an annoyance scale- Visual annoyance - meh, 0/10 Smell annoyance - from 'impulse-all-over-body-deodorant', 4/10 ... to farting MacD muncher 10/10 Sound annoyance - from noisy infants 3-7/10 ... to headphone-spill/iPod-spill (previously known as Walkman-spill), punchtheminthefacepunchtheminthefacepunchthemintheface.

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...looks like someones been practicing their > freekicks in training. He's been on shit-hot form recently too - tbh I thought he'd score from open play as he kept getting free when he looked boxed in. Don't like to say it but I do like watching him and he's really looking the business. Spurs will have a job hanging on to him - and tonight has made it even harder.

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???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > anyway, what's wrong with a kind of compulsory* > beasting? > > *meaning in a mutual "I suppose we should" rather > than any forcing sense Yeah, a mutual "I suppose we should, shouldn't we? Eh? We should. Don't you think? Eh? I mean, you know, for the day like? Eh? For tradition's sake? Eh? Just sayin', we probaby should. Shouldn't we? Eh? Eh? Eh? Oy! Have you gone to fucking sleep?!"

late at night after a libation with the last morsel crammed over the teeth before the first has reached the gullet.

Saturday 16th February 2013 Luton 2 V Millwall 1 (can't do it, sorry Miwaww) Arsenal 3 V Blackburn 0 MK Dons 2 V Barnsley 0 Oldham 1 V Everton 3 Sunday 17th February 2013 Chelsea 4 V Brentford 0 Man City 3 V Leeds United 2 Huddersfield 2 V Wigan 1 Monday 18th February 2013 Man Utd 2 V Reading 0 Wednesday 27th February 2013 Middlesbrough 1 V Brentford 0 or Middlesrough 1 V Chelsea 2

I looked for a Valentine's Day Thread to ask whether people still did this (well, if they still did it after their 20s maybe) but all that turned up was people selling stuff - which kinda sums up the day. So, is it really just Hallmark Day? or do you still shower your significant other in gifts and special treats? Cards, chocs, fizz, night-out, impromptu break in Paris? And if you do, do you do so because of your deep love for said other and a wish to demonstrate this love? ...or because if you don't do it you will get so much stick that forgetting your anniversary will pale in comparison? Or is it a perfunctory supermarket card, milk tray and prosecco with the prawn cocktail (none of which I'm knocking) just for the sake of tradition?

It IS about time it was tackled - and all the pundits who say (read in a Hansenesque accent) "If you gave a penalty for that you'd be giving them all the time!" would be proved wrong pretty quickly as players cottoned on to the fact that they could no longer get away with it - my guess is it would only take a week or two. That's in an ideal world. In the Premiership I suspect the incidences of 'simulation' would rocket as players fell about the penalty area with every corner.

Chillaxed Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Worst I saw (or initially heard) was the rythmic > 'click, click' of a nail clipper on the top deck > of a bus. I turned toward the sound hoping that > at least it was fingernails. It wasn't; dude had > his shoes and socks off and was clipping his > toenails. I walked over to him and just stared at > him with the best look of contempt I could muster. > He stopped. Brilliant! I now have this image of you standing staring and he, frozen mid-clip, looking up at you with a mixture of guilt and anger on his face, the showdown music from The Good The Bad and The Ugly playing as the wind whistles through the top deck and passengers hurtle headlong down the stairway... the silence broken by a kindly female voice "One Seven Six... to... Tottenham Court Road..."

the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I will sneak some horse into your lentils! Ahah, yes, to improve the taste! I bloody knew it, another closet carnivoreppi. Pedants Please Ignore - "Its omnivore actually" - yes, yes we all know that, thankyou

the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm a veggie and want you to continue eating > meating maxxi. Well I'm perverse and suspect reverse psychology wherever I see it so now I shall become an unreconstructed vegan.

the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Here we go as soon as a meat issue comes up some > meat-eater always starts whining that veggies are > getting at them! Only when they proselytise - which they invariably do.

Calm down, I said it would be unfair to call it that but - and yes I did watch it all - they (Celtic,) despite all the dazzling hustle and bustle, were outguiled by a canny and experienced team who knew how to frustrate and hit on the break.

Give that this thread has so far shown knee-jerk reactions, a dismissal of those concerned as disgusting beasts, a rush to arms and a heavily biased one-sided view of things - shouldn't it now be retitled Fox News?

Men against boys would probably be unfair so let's say seasoned campaigners - and cunning ones too - against novices.

The cry of the alwaysbleedinbanginonabahtit veggie - "i dont try to make everybody veg... but i have to say just one thing." Yes. Of course you do.

Good of him to at least work his notice. Wonder if he'll walk away with a Golden Blessing?

El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It was more fun when we had three popes! Ah yes, the True Pope, the Grid Pope and the Magnetic Pope.

Tuesday 12th February 2013 Celtic 1 V Juventus 2 Valencia 2 V Paris SG 0 Wednesday 13th February 2013 Real Madrid 3 V Man Utd 1 Shakhtar Donetsk 3 V Borussia Dortmund 2