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Curry for breakfast next time you feel undertheweather (bhaji and dhal with hot pickle on the side for pref.), you'll be sniffling by elevenses and farting out the badness by mid afternoon - the rest of the day's a bonus.

There were "Hitler On Tour" T-shirts around in the late 70s - like proper tour t-shirts with dates in Poland, Czechoslovakia, France etc.

Bags I be Schweinsteiger...

Yeah wot sue said - best keep it low qi.

Thanks for the info. - I've heard all kinds of birds over in Peckham Rye Park, especially at dusk, but this today was quite unexpected and, while I couldn't see it, it cheered up a gloomy platform.

name... taken in vain.. etc... now I know how Bosman felt... What are the CL predictions RD? (and did anyone predict the Galatasary score?)

philosophie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There are parakeets AND woodpeckers! Got very > excited about spotting a woodpecker at East > Dulwich Station on Sunday. Because I'm a bit sad > like that :-) Caught a LB bound train at 12-ish today and could have sworn I heard a woodpecker in the trees between the platform and those houses around Dulwich Hamlet Fc - this post makes me think it really might have been...?

*Outside door am nearly knocked over by 'Rags'* - (pedigree fox-cat-cross and leader of the Fellbrigg Rd wolf pack) *-who shoots out of newly-installed cat flap* - (I'm a dab-hand with a router, MDF, & a 360 hinge - it also scares Woody away) *-fleeing awful whistled version of Dark Horse by George Harrison* *-and overpowering smell of gun oil and bhaji liniment*

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Re. Champs League: > > 4 players haven't PM'd me their > predictions...final reminder Yup, done now.

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Margaret Thatcher The Popular Ex PM has died. > > Foxy now you've done it...

as in "I'll be dansak"?

Just saw the promo for Chelski players being spattered and splattered in blue paint. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2304607/Chelseas-stars-splattered-blue-paint-adidas-kit-advert.html JT remained true to his 'colours' after he was painted by immediately calling the photographer a "Pink Bastard!"

Just when the Spiral withdrawal symptoms were becoming acute - this looks like a runner - 10 episodes (repeated Wednesdays) of Swedish Sweeney :)

Reading 1 Southampton 2 Norwich 2 Swansea 3 Stoke 1 Aston Villa 1 West Brom 0 Arsenal 2 Liverpool 1 West Ham 2 Tottenham 2 Everton 2 Chelsea 1 Sunderland 2 Newcastle 2 Fulham 0 QPR 3 Wigan 2 Man Utd 4 Man City 2

No wonder that fox looked bemused - a giant-titted raccoon pulling off a meercat*... in Crackley Wood! *got the impression the mask wasn't much of a disguise.

So, contemplating red camargue on the 176 = Elite Eating one of those little pots of rice pudding = New Affluent Worker Gorging on a Rice Pot-Noodle = Precariat Smearing on a brown rice facial scrub = new-age slapper

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Indeed. I thought Beckham alright. Mick watches > a > > different game to the rest of us. > > I'm beginning to think that's true. > > I prefer to think I look for different things. *the shadow of UDT drifts past the thread...

Bring back the spat (just the one mind)

Postie is part-time robbing bastard and steams open letter from Pauline Q to plumber with blackmail demand in it - he eventually gets offed by being force-fed surfboard wax and choking to death. :)

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like this one. It very much ensures that your > views are important Oh, do you think so?

Tuesday 2nd April 2013 Bayern Munich 2 V Juventus 0 Paris SG 2 V Barcelona 1 Wednesday 3rd April 2013 Malaga 1 V Bor Dortmund 3 Real Madrid 3 V Galatasaray 0

He may not be Messi and it pains me to say it but he is one of the most exciting payers we have the privilege to watch in the PL right now - whenever it looks like he's peaked or they've 'found him out' he keeps doing it. I don't mind saying it - he is fucking different class.

KidKruger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually I can align to Louisa's angle to a small > extent, not even 10 years ago I was at the end of > my tether over smoking in public places - I'd be > having a meal and a couple on the next table would > light-up, ruining the evening out, for me and > partner. I felt extremely hard done by, not being > able to eat a basic meal without choking on the > arsenic/lead/ammonia combo. Every pub, club, gig. > It seemed obvious to me that this smoke was shit > (and so did the science). But not only that, the > clever bastards who could mix a couple of hundred > chemicals to the ever-decreasing proportion of > tobacco to reduce burn rate and protect the > bronchial tract from the damage that inhaling > smoke should do, could not even make it smell > half-decent. Always stank like shit. > I felt like the only sane person, constantly > bothered by the stench. > Then I lucked-out and the Govt decided those kinds > of places had to be non-smoking zones. > I still after several years cannot believe that it > actually happened. > The moral is don't give up, always maintain hope, > you know what's best, hopefully one day the rest > of society will one day catch-up with you. In the context of this thread this is the most stupid, delusional post I've read - only a complete twat could compare the dangers of smoking to putting on a bit of lippy on a bus. well done KK.

Jesus fuck my fucking arse- is this really the best you could do#??? Come on fuck nut there's a whole world out there (apparently) spread your festering wings. If you want it enough - it will come, get me?

Mid 90s some friends and I went on a midnight semi-drunken 'explore' around the old Tooting Bec Mental Hospital - all abandoned bedframes, trolleys and old phones and some very fucking weird murals on the walls. This activity didn't have a name then unless it was called "wandering around with torches seeing if there was anything still worth nicking".