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Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ???? Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > And whilst I'm on riling up other fans, United > on > > Wednesday, lucky and Rooney absolute crap. > Scared > > of us they were, I thoroughly enjoyed it.... > > Perhaps WH fans will get off BFS's back then. He > isn't a long ball merchant as everyone takes him > to be. Very unfair on him. Not unfair - he IS. In today's paper he moans about being labelled one - which he denies - then says "Here's a question: if the club against whom you're playing have spent ?100million more than you have but can't cope with your team's tactics who is the guilty party?" That's a bloody admission. Not just the long-ball it's the "There-are-away-games-against-big-teams-we-can't-win-so-we-may-as-well-not-bother-too-much-and-save-ourselves-for-the-home-games-to-guarantee-survival-but-f*ck-all-else" attitude. I hope he goes.

Lampard-Goddard-Pike-Cross - one-touch bearded footy* :) *Goddard aside - and Pikey's was a bumfluffy thing as I remember - not like the Viking years of Bonds, Lampard, Paddon etc...

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > you're doing it wrong What every man has heard from a woman at least once in his life...

how our hero eats his breath mints - Mick Mac's Tic Tac Tactics.

Saturday 20th April 2013 Fulham 0 V Arsenal 2 Norwich 2 V Reading 1 QPR 3 V Stoke 1 Sunderland 2 V Everton 2 Swansea 3 V Southampton 0 West Brom 1 V Newcastle 1 West Ham 3 V Wigan 1 Sunday 21st April 2013 Tottenham 1 V 3 Man City Liverpool 2 V 2 Chelsea Monday 22nd April 2013 Man Utd 1 V 2 Aston Villa* *"This is your weekly Coupon buster reminder... Thankyou for using MaxxiMem"

woodrot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > enough. > > if someone could start another blates trolltasrtic > /strawman heavy argument in a new thread, then we > can move on to pastures new. or even a trolltantric one where you almost rise to the bait and are on the verge of posting on it, in fact you do all but post on it.. but... you just ..don't...quite...

Fick Mick (and don't say that in a German accent - Es ist verboten!)

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Things got a bit out of hand at the office party. Ah, everybody fiddling with their Palm Pilots?

this is more what I had in mind...http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyUlR7mmYZ6I5_za_xUGGpfCOWBedTHnqYnCMjWOp60BK4mbE4

Thermometer!? Oral or... ambient? @SJ - depends, sometimes I don't top-up for many weeks... I am more receive than transmit.

Must be this (my pride & joy) - http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWecvyzuvhAThCEpS0dMSX-M_QxMOMbhBjpj4aodD2sD0Ryfnfwg The Samsung gt e1080 - plastic, light, no radio or internet or, well, anything. ?15 on payg at Sainsbos (so maybe on a contract they'd pay you?) *disappointed to have misread this and find out nothing about crab phones... ETA: wait though - your nokia had a camera so this may be a step too far into the dark...

I think he will find a way of having his funeral or memorial service (which he would want designated as a thanksgiving) while he is still alive - and charging an appearance fee (Cherieee would have the souvenir mugs concession)

Only been in Liverpool for short periods of time so can't comment on the place but would say that Coventry in the late 70s early 80s was one of the most violent places I have lived - casual and regular but also brutal and reasonably motiveless (one of the reasons cited when the city became among the first to ban drinking in the streets/shopping precints etc of the city centre in 1987).

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've just heard that 'Saturday' is to be > permanently renamed 'Thatchurday', which seems > perfectly reasonable. As long as we also get a Wackaday when Timmy Mallet dies - though you realise some prick will now be pusing for Septemblair?

Well done Wigan! (That seems to have got a bit lost in the poor-old-Miwaww bleating) A deserved victory and one which is good for football.... sorry I can't do it- Oi Miwaww!! HAAAAAAAAA Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa ha haa!!!!!

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Wednesday 17th April 2013 > > West Ham 2 Man Utd 3 Now I know you're worried B)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2013/4/10/1365613629622/Wigan-Athletic-FA-Cup-008.jpg

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hold your horses maxxi, CL semis aren't until a > couple of weeks. > PM me your predictions, otherwise it'll take me > ages to find them...ta I was led on Miss, monkey see monkey do. I blame a congested fixture list and exhaustion due to a busy season. BTW - no coupon buster? How else can us relegation fodder (okay just me then) leap up the table in these dog days? If it isn't The Irons spanking ManU then I shall need to edit to predict a Norfolk goal-fest at the Haemorrates or a Reading riot against the scousers or, etc, etc... and yes will pm cl stuff.

Champs League ... Bayern Munich 3 v Barcelona 1 Borussia Dortmund 2 v Real Madrid 2

Saturday 13th April 2013 Arsenal 1 V Norwich 2 Aston Villa 1 V Fulham 1 Everton 2 V QPR 2 Reading 1 V Liverpool 3 Southampton 0 V West Ham 2 Sunday 14th April 2013 Newcastle 2 V Sunderland 1 Stoke 0 V Man Utd 2 Tuesday 16th April 2013 Arsenal 2 V Everton 0 Wednesday 17th April 2013 Man City 3 V Wigan 0 West Ham 3 V Man Utd 1 Fulham 1 V Chelsea 2 Edited to condemn gooners to a basting

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whitten Timber definitely knock out specials to > order... "dado do don't dey? dado"

would love to see all-Spanish and all-German semis. With (if it worked that way) a Madrid-Bayern final.

Curry for breakfast next time you feel undertheweather (bhaji and dhal with hot pickle on the side for pref.), you'll be sniffling by elevenses and farting out the badness by mid afternoon - the rest of the day's a bonus.

There were "Hitler On Tour" T-shirts around in the late 70s - like proper tour t-shirts with dates in Poland, Czechoslovakia, France etc.

Bags I be Schweinsteiger...