maxxi

Damn - only looked in to see if Salsaboy had done a "Whayhaaay!" gag yet...

Deptford got one of these first... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vZjevLZzt7E/T_ptFEfsuDI/AAAAAAAAEUk/bXpiR7eer1Q/s320/IMG_1429.JPG Y'see, Waitrose see these and realise that people have correspondingly more cash for marinated elvers and such and so move in to the area... ergo you need to convince Poundland to move to the Lane first. Problem solved.

http://img3.etsystatic.com/012/0/5358502/il_224xN.424911943_kc5m.jpg = http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsiEGMHVQ-dlhlI_9a0lgbyXN_6309sOh-pTCJTVpGeAlEqeqX http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVqHV1TmG2_SKbRa-2Bht6LQjgHAVIgNBqRcYRVff2g35LTM7f = http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsiEGMHVQ-dlhlI_9a0lgbyXN_6309sOh-pTCJTVpGeAlEqeqX http://img3.etsystatic.com/012/0/5358502/il_224xN.424911943_kc5m.jpg + http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVqHV1TmG2_SKbRa-2Bht6LQjgHAVIgNBqRcYRVff2g35LTM7f = http://theelephantgun.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/general-outrage1.jpg........... it's a matter of aesthetic balance.

Saturday 30th March 2013 Sunderland 1 V Man Utd 3 Arsenal 1 V Reading 2 Man City 2 V Newcastle 0 Southampton 0 V Chelsea 3 Swansea 2 V Tottenham 2 West Ham 3 V West Brom 1 Wigan 1 V Norwich 2 Everton 2 V Stoke 0 Sunday 31st March 2013 Aston Villa 0 V Liverpool 2 Monday 1st April 2013* Fulham 1 V QPR 3 I'm presuming the 'coupon buster' is Reading to win at Arse?

On a corner of Hoxton st. two nights ago I encountered two young heavily bearded chaps who would probably be hipster/lumbo types when fully clothed but they were each wearing tight, shiny, matching shorts and vests over their skinny frames and were sweating a lot, they looked like athlete hostages who had been chained to a radiator for a month. "That's your fastest 5k ever" said one, "Great" said the other. *shudders*

Same old same old... lumpen, unimaginative, panicky and desperate. Pathetic.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > None of this ever happened when all this was > fields Fucking tractors rolling up at 5am, sections of the fields blocked off by endless bales of fucking hay and cows who think they can roam wherever the fuck they like, nothing worse than a pushy heifer, not to mention the shit they leave everywhere! Thank god for the sanctity of dense early 20th century urban sprawl.

uncleglen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...if you're lucky and they come along each > morning and suck the sewage out- So the shit doesn't hit the fans?

"If you would like to meet for an odd hour with me, while I try not to use my hands" As invitations go I've heard worse...

What were all those Covent Gdn dwellers in the 80s who all (male and female) had old style wedgie hairdos & wore waxed DMs, black 501s with thin sweaters (tucked in!) and RayBans called? (apart from cunts woody)

Ladywell - its time has come...

The atmos at UP may have dropped a notch or two since the 80s but it still has a lot more than I experienced on my visit to the Emirates. The problem is the shallow gradient of the seating (particularly the retractable seats) means the bulk of fans will still be quite a distance from the pitch and the view may not be great either. I know they were talking about introducing a 'safe standing area' but is there really a market for that any more unless it is dirt cheap? I need to see how they're going to do it in detail but I don't feel great about it and not just from an old trad. pov. HOWEVER - if it does mean getting rid of Allardyce along with the 'it's-okay-as-long-as-we-don't-get-relegated' mentality like some latter-day Coventry City, then I'm for it. We have to move on blah blah, and it's a done deal anyway so pointless to demur. Just hope it doesn't become another Ricoh arena with the fans leaving along with the atmosphere.

"I can't show you a photo - it's very distinctive and my anonymity would be forfeit." Ha! Busted! http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKB5FEDmzqKqRGh6fIwcrxmV1Kh_o56WUqR5wC_plwJqbKHc6P

their mum

Chiz! *hides biscuits - coppers love a digestive* Yarbles, ya cockeyed langer! Go thumb a poodle!

"So I'm now just trying to work out how to make the best of the situation." This may not help. In the interests of karma and in the spirit of making do with a bad job or making like a hippy and turning a negative into a positive - I think it's time the sofa had a say - maybe via its own blog/twitter account... [photos of sofa and bruised knees to give balance] Then, with the right publicity, this poor benighted bit of jetsam could achieve cult status (Id follow it) Your guests would be honoured to jacknife the night away on its greased floral cover - signed scraps of arm-caps and individually styled antimacassars could earn a bob or two and some Tony-Hawks-come-lately could hitchhike around Wales with it and write a book. See? Or tell your agent it's infested and that you can see it moving from where you are perched on the window sill.

the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What is the moron Maxxi on about? yer mum

steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I assume you'll be camped out at the V&A Strafer "Only one pair of tickets per person - oh, and these t-shirts are on sale inside..."

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'll take on anybody..... "Let's go Sharks!" Ba daa da da daaa ba daa da da da daa dah! (kick ball change, kick ball change, sashay aaaand gli-i-ide)

the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Peckham Plex website PRE-BOOK YOUR TICKETS Arggh! > Its driving me mad! We apologise TED but are pleased to have pre registered your complaint...

favourite bath-time listening atm = french radio london (223.936MHz) - to minimise the effect of dj drivel and lyrics and people actually saying/singing stuff - oh and to marvel at the seamless segueing between m-o-r Ipanema-girl-lite bossa nova to Parisian punk.

Last time I looked the Crossroads cafe was still there for a bacon batch and Sam's kebabs or Codfellahs - so it doesn't have to be overpriced noodles served in saucers. And yesterday I got about 2lb of firm but ripe (not rotted) cherry tomatoes 'in a bowl' for an Alan dahn-the-Rye and would rather buy them than the same merch unwrapped from its wholesaler's plastic and tipped into a wooden crate with some straw judiciously strewn around - oh and a teensy price hike to-boot. And clothes... what arse would really buy clothes around here??

Tossers

They weren't delivering they were 'creative fly-tipping'.

The daughter.* *based on the 'least-likely-suspect' theory.