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Anyway - with a bit of luck they'll attract crowds of yuppies with money to burn which the landlord/owner will see and triple the rent accordingly forcing the veggie-nazis out of business - so it either ends up as a Cafe Nero, a Tesco-Bijou or else stands empty for a decade.

Pssst... Oi! Rafa! Wanna job?

I'm already bored with the giant Stik cartoons - I mean they're there every bloody day, like wallpaper you put up in a fit of revolutionary zeal then after a week or so wished you'd gone for a nice misty-buff. Street art by all means but let's have a change-up every few weeks - they shouldn't be permanent surely?

Wales won it so easily - how they must be rueing that first game against Ireland. England are changing their name to "England Penalised".

Huggers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > maxxi that australian comedian was Julie > Balloo.She no longer works as a comic but nowadays > writes scripts and plays and has done a lot of > stuff for radio. She is ace. You're right - couldn't remember her name. It was at The Swan pub in Fulham in about 1986/7.

Annexe Sydenham

One of the best heckle put-downs I heard was from a female Aussie comedian. Being given a hard time by a couple of drunken lads one shouted "Suck my Cock!" and she replied "Mate, I wouldn't suck your cock if I was drowning and your bollocks were full of oxygen!"

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Armageddon is someway off tho. But you can get there on the N176.

LondonMix Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I?ll certainly be > more cautious late at night. ..or even at 5.30 in the evening...

I think the OP's post is a little OTT but the Shawbury Rd mugging/stabbing looks less than funny - especially if it was an opportunistic 'snatch and stab' as this police appeal suggests rather than, as some others seemed to think, a row between two people who knew each other. http://content.met.police.uk/Appeal/Robbery-on-Shawbury-Road/1400015905925/1257246745782?scope_id=1257246764302

Saturday 16th March 2013 Everton 0 V Man City 3 Aston Villa 1 V QPR 3 Southampton 0 V Liverpool 2 Stoke 1 V West Brom 1 Swansea 2 V Arsenal 1 Man Utd 2 V Reading 3 Sunday 17th March 2013 Sunderland 1 V Norwich 2 Tottenham 2 V Fulham 0 Chelsea 1 V West Ham 3 Wigan 2 V Newcastle 2

There was a man taken away (walking wounded) in an ambulance and the garage area between the locksmith and temple was taped off so the police photographer could take photos of the ground there (which he was doing as I walked by) without anyone walking all over it. police have this- Police in Southwark are appealing for information following a robbery at Shawbury Road, SE22 on Thursday 14 March. On Thursday 14 March at around 17:30hrs the 48 year old male victim was walking towards Shawbury Road after visiting shops on Lordship Lane, SE22. As he turned right into Shawbury Road, he was approached from behind by the suspect who snatched a gold chain from his neck. There was a short struggle in which the victim was stabbed four times. The suspect then ran off back in the direction of Lordship Lane, SE22. The victim was taken to a south London hospital by London Ambulance Service, but has since been discharged. The injuries are described as non life changing or life threatening. The suspect is described as a slim built black male, approx F507 tall and aged late teens to early 20s. He was wearing a black puffa jacket, black trousers and black shoes. He also had a black baseball cap with a white peak and white pattern on the front. Did you witness the robbery? If you saw anything suspicious in the area at the time or have any information about the suspects please contact DS Hoddinott at Southwark police on 020 7232 6231 or speak to Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555111.

And pigeons. They are everywhere and are just getting bolder and bolder.

Forza Juve! :)

The new "...tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical, historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-comical-historical-pastoral" I suppose: - Political, political-psychological, political-sociological, political-psychological-satirical-sociological... Something other than a list of gags Monkhouse/Vine style and I'm fine with it when it's Stewart Lee or Mark Thomas or a Brooker style rant but do seem to mind it a lot more when it's Mark Steel or Jeremy Hardy ... it's just a style thang. Like the "I'm so kooky Fish banana Trousers!" approach of Noel Fielding - i USED to like it but it got old v. fast - it's not enough to just be odd - I just wish someone would tell Paul Foot that. ETA: re Woody's post - I get why something like Miranda exists - I can see where it fits - just like that sitcom with the glasses one from mel and sue, but Mrs Browns What the fuck?! A wormhole connecting to 1974 is the only explanation.

Cristina Fern?ndez de Kirchner dreams of Pope Frank's first big address..... "Benedictus etc... Quod si English operor non manus manus tergum Malvinas ut meus paganus in Argentina EGO mos paro Deus in lemma! Got it?!"

Italy 15 v Ireland 20 Wales 24 v England 26 France 24 v Scotland 15

Don't ask, tell. Pick on the one with the gap in front of them and make sure you single them out and that everyone knows it - "Hey! Hey you in the shoes! Move down! Move down the train so we can get on!" Makes everyone else look at the non-mover like the potential delay is gonna be their fault.

Barcelona 2 V AC Milan 2 (agg 0-2) Schalke 04 3 V Galatasaray 1 (agg 1-1) Wednesday 13th March 2013 Bayern Munich 3 V Arsenal 1 (agg 3-1) Malaga 1 V FC Porto 1 (agg 0-1)

indiepanda Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The story definitely doesn't involve any DNA tests > or need for them I'm afraid so not Kyle material. > > Having said that, it is a good story but I'll save > it for those EDFers I know in the flesh rather > than baring my soul on the forum. Nooo, don't tell us you 'took his points' for him?!??

El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually I have no idea if I'm still in it or not. Yes you are - we are replaying after getting 1 pt ea. - and as I am going to differ in my choice of victor in the second game there'll be a result this time... Blackburn 2 v Millwall 0 Chelsea 2 v Man Utd 3

A 'mock' Waitrose filling the Foxtons site - expensively rendered to look like the real deal but with a few lawsuit-avoiding hardly noticeable differences - and selling nothing but Tizer and Spaghetti hoops.

Bob's right it is subjective - so will hopefully cause huge rows Bill Bailey - smile rather than guffaw... Micky Flanagan - one-very-old-and-tired-trick-pony - not funny , come on , what IS all that bollocks about being cockney?!? Get over it and tell a fucking joke. Sean Lock, Lee mack, Richard Ayoade tee-hee Noel 'Mighty Boosh' Fielding - it's over mate.

Marcus Brigstocke - smuggest fuck in the barrel. Phil Jupitus - shouting loudest doesn't mean funniest.

Post 'Ruby' Michael P. encourages curry club attendees to perform a Harlem Shake, Forumite-stylie... http://trumptonalia.homestead.com/MarxTwistables/Loose2.JPG