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Ah, LadyN, so true. Stein is a skin-crawling nightmare of a man with a smile like a second-hand car salesman. "Oh how I wish we could be more like the French/Spanish/Malaysians etc..." an oily creep who is spreading over Cornwall like a virus. He is incorporating his son into shows now as he is planning to open a restaurant (on the south coast of Cornwall) which his son will run - got to get his face in front of the punters.

Beauty? Attraction? The Gridge* is hideously ugly - like a couple of tupperware cake-stands. "Grudge the Gridge" T-shirts available please send me ?16.99** *Courtesy of the PR group that brought you "Brexit" and "BoJo". **T-shirts and ink not supplied.

numbers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whatever happened to Athena? > > When I first moved to London, I remember a great > many hours were spent browsing through poster > shops at Camden market and such like. For some > reason everyone remembers the tennis player > scratching her arse. Infinitely preferable to that one of a couple in the nuddy pissing about in the moonlight underneath a giant swan.

Fait, Diable Rouge, merci. Bonne chance ? mes enfants (french smiley)

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If anyone did that to Louisa they would get a good > old fashioned kick in the Crown Jewels, and told > where to bugger off to. Clapham?

jacks09 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > God the vicar annoys me. Also, is it entirely > necessary to have the dogs c and b's taking up the > whole right hand side of the screen? That's no way to talk about her husband. June! I want a cracker!

If you have a NatWest a/c they have a coin-counting paying-in machine in the Denmark hill branch.

-and it wouldn't really feel like the end of the season if we didn't get to piss on ManU's chips :)

Ha, I was greedy and had us for a 4-2 win! Great night (bottle throwing knobs and keeper-confronting idiots aside) and I hear Cockney Rejects are setting up to play - wonder if Quids is with them? I know it's only a game but I shall really miss that ground (even if my recent attendances weren't what they used to be) - it was a special place. But what a game to finish on. Classic.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Bobby Moore was never knighted. It still rankles. > A terrible omission for a world cup winning > captain, a gentleman and West Ham's greatest ever > player, an England all-time great. Our country's > greatest captain. It bloody pisses me off. The FA > should have looked after him better. Never mind the FA, West Ham should have looked after him better. Their treatment of him was shameful and no amount of statues or stands or advertising slogans ("moore than a football club" still makes my skin crawl) can wash that away.

I'm sure half those Green St traders will find a way (hook or crook)to carry on a bit of business near Olympiana - the whole thing wouldn't hurt as much if the club weren't moving to what I still think will prove a relatively atmosphere-free zone. I think the first game there will be full of fans staring in disbelief at this patch of grass in the distance and saying "F*ck me, is this the view?!"

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oops! Hammers hit the beach early. ;-) Looks like they just beat Spurs to the sunloungers

Flowers was hit and miss, moving and involving then clich?d and predictable; some characters too 2D to be real others painfully so (and a smattering of the, now not unexpected, surreal characters like those in Toast-of-London - I thought the neighbour WAS Ray bloody Purchase for a second). I kept dithering over whether i really liked it or not right up until the end of the final episode. I just hope there'll be more of it so i can try and make a decision or at least have a longer dither. Best tv for quite a while.

I think you need a lie down Parky - first you think I'm a 'yanited' fan now Mick Mac's an Iron?! Are all you QPR fans like this?

The Londis devpmnt also includes a two storey extension along NCR to provide 4 two-bedroom flats. Like the M&S site it's an opportunity to shoehorn more luxury flats into the area.

Spurs have been top 5 or 6 in 8 of the last 10 seasons so when the usual 'top 4' conspire to fook it up and Liverpool still a work in progress you'd expect TH to take advantage - them being there or thereabouts is not a surprise. They're building well and will have another shot next season but I doubt Leicester will. I'm rooting for Melchester.

Patch those holy levis with an old bar towel* doc - fashionable, comfortable and absorbent (for those distressing arse-gravy moments) - and whenever you get sweaty crack syndrome you'll only smell the redolent scent of stale bitter. *Carling Black Label/Whitbread Trophy for groove points. Craft beer towels are NOT acceptable.

Townleygreen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well you could consider our local candidate - > Caroline Pidgeon. She lives in ED and was a > Southwark councillor before she became a GLA > member, which she's been for 8 years now. > Unlike Khan and Goldsmith, who've just been > parachuted in to stand by the big parties, she > knows what the GLA is about - and Southwark too, > obv - and knows exactly how the system works. ...and she's a LibDem. By her own admission she's a LibDem. I like a laugh in local politics but really. Snappy ad at the bottom of your link - "Now available to pre-order: Nick Clegg's Politics - The Art of the Possible in an Age of Unreason..." Don't all rush at once... bless.

Sleb Injunctions - Yello Overcharging in Sainsburys - Pulp Bulky Waste Chaos - Bad Manners

This time last year I said Khan was "an embarrassment of vacuous sloganing and fake sincerity that was truly sickening" and haven't changed my mind; Posho is so dim and so obviously being worked by others you can see the strings, I shall probs vote Sian Berry and the mad Polish Prince as a back-up (anyone who challenges Farage to a duel can't be all mbad).

Blimey doc - that's very nearly a Vardy!

Homes Under the Hammered?

Be fair Jah - we did manage to throw in a Vardy ban too. What a silly, blatant dive it was too. Someone needs to have a word.

peckham_ryu Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it true that the price of croissants, ciabatta, > olives and chorizo will go up massively if we all > vote "leave"? Yes but we won't have to call black pudding boo don wah and we can have dripping on toast for tea instead of bruschetta - although we will all now have to drink wine out of cups with handles (first in a raft of new crazy non-EU directives).

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think Maxi's just saying there's nothing more > sinister in terms of deliberate EVASION just that > the man's fooking useless. That's an important > point for a potential PM, sure > > Anyway, if you keep stum we'll keep stum - they'll > possibly bring it up every time he does but at the > moment they want it gone as an issue? > > They've banked it for sure. I mean he fuucked it, he should admit it all and challenge his opponents to do likewise, declare a return to a zero tolerance policy on this sheit - mea culpa, the whole bit, he's done nothing compared to the rest but hasn't the guts to hang himself out - stop believing the fecking spin doctors, own up and declare a new approach ... no, probably got to see if that passes the PR guys. It may have been "late, chaotic, inaccurate, uncosted" but it wasn't a business-as-usual-rich-bastards-rip-off-the-public scam like Cameron's old man. The left wing of this country is a fuuucking joke that still lives in fear of the spin Mandelson et al created. I know (deep down) it's a sin but this is why a part of me wants an 'out' vote. I WANT economic chaos, I WANT uncertainty, I WANT the current 'haves' to get a bit of fear in their bellies - sadly I suspect that even such a "catastrophic" vote won't change much.