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Noooooo, a tag is not just for teenagers it's also a way of keeping tabs on wayward little queens. Keep her under hive arrest.

Tony Rabbit Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Need an Anne Summers to keep ED buzzing. Is that how you got your name?

This kind of race-related stumbling over a person's identity so often leads to smug, liberaller-than-thou attacks on this forum and it could all be avoided if only we'd paid more attention to The Bill before it was euthanised. In future chuggers, muggers, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, - (sorry, slipped into Blazing Saddles mode) - could all be described by their IC number....... The IC codes are: IC1 ? White European IC2 ? Dark European IC3 ? Afro-Caribbean IC4 ? Asian (in the British sense - ie Indian or Pakistani) IC5 ? Oriental IC6 ? Arab/North African IC0 ? Unknown ethnicity Some forces use IC7 as unknown ethnicity. "IC" itself stands for "Identity Code

Fit the little dickens with one of these and see if she wanders... http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSST9NnddFGTY2Ec9QGwe1gDMsZRNxaZmIeWFR1QVoN2AWFJYAN

Was talking to the guy the other day and he said that after 20 years they could no longer make it profitable enough to stay open. Sad.

Can't believe you're going on the 16th and not the 29th - you'll miss Elvis! http://www.elvistothestars.com/newgallery/large/perform/34.jpg ETA: Elvis has entered the curry house.

Chick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The said trampoline and miscreant. Is this photoshop trickery or are your whites really that brilliant white?

I have both been to other people's homes and had some come to mine and it is a tricky one. When I am selling something and a woman is coming to pick up when I am on my own I tend to keep the item by the door and not invite the woman in so she doesn't think it's a trap/con (though some have bustled in anyway) and sometimes even take the item outside "It's easier to see in daylight". It's a little like finding yourself walking behind a woman on a deserted street late at night; you either cross over the road or slow right down or go another way in case she thinks you are following/stalking her. When visiting a female vendor I make a point of not going inside "I'm in a bit of a rush " etc. sounds silly but if it puts someone at their ease it's worth it. And then I pounce it's easy too.

did you just toss that off the top of your fucking head?

Okay, which of you unfeeling b@$trds denied their son a decent rate of pocket money forcing him to busk outside the co-op today? Not content with fiscal embarrassment the poor sap was sent out in a 'Where's Wally' shirt, a guitar case lined with red plush and a TAMBOURINE! Thankfully the usual traffic meant that only the odd strum could be detected and a kind of "eeeee..." vocal-noise as you passed close by but really! Give the guy a summer allowance and save his blushes.

dammit now I'm drooling so much my keyboard is covered in saliva... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4PNWqZtM4vM/SVepoNonMpI/AAAAAAAAABg/Zl1r2T1C5rY/s400/knickerbockerglory+blog.jpg or even... http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_SY_pYLmTI8n10yrP6MbDjRCUYsLgXnLlcHrkk2R0pS3tCYRaBWTBqW7y

That's crazy talk! Next you'll be asking for a Knickerbocker Glory and we'll all have to do the "Do-you-want-crushed-nuts?" joke. (P.S. and don't you mean the Brown Derby?) http://www.wimpy.uk.com/images/products/brown-derby-soft.jpg

Eyes Of The World - Grateful Dead

[pre] Frankito Gosh, I had forgotten all about this post. [/pre] This thread is like a cow pat. It makes a stink and attracts flies when it first appears then forms a crust and can be forgotten about until someone steps in it (brummie I'm looking at you) and the flies return....bzzzz

ahhhhh... the Bender! The Ouroborus of fine dining. Didn't they used to do them with a fried egg in the middle?

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've just looked at the line up and there are > frankly dozens of acts I'd like to see. > Wild horses however couldn't drag me into a field > full of a hundred and fifty bloody thousand > people. I can barely cope with lordship lane of a > Saturday afternoon. > > http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/line-up-post > er/ its not just coldplay you know. You're right - and thanks to the link I've found out I'm playing 'WOW' on thursday (got to get a diary secretary)

Safety?!?? rather than experiencing the gritty, danger-laden, white-knuckle-ride that is life on the edge at Glasto? I feel my crystals vibrating......

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wouldn't be seen talking to anyone in a tabard, > a well cut kagoul though is a different matter. I suppose this means the medieval banqueting evenings I was planning are a waste of time. But a hill-walkers' ho-down sounds like an idea...

edits

Back Home - England World Cup Squad (1970)

Get Outta My House - Hustler

:-Buffalo soldier - Bob Marley... Soldier Blue - Buffy Sainte Marie

I would take Mclaren over big Sam. Not surprised the Nolan transfer is in doubt, loyalty to Sam is easily cancelled out by dropping a division.

an estate agent that sells cappuccino, single estate olive oil and aromatherapy oils?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDphlU7bLUc8PE8nstqdho40ryf8HejGHGNMB7SGbEe4pC1ZWU urhhhhhh....sunday