Alan Medic

If you get desperate can you kill one of your own chickens?

I thought Liverpool were pretty awful for most of the match. Carroll made a big difference but before that I thought most of the Liverpool players were not up to the standard of a club with so much expectation. I don't know if they were having off days all at once but particularly Henderson and Downing were very poor. Gerrard seemed to have no influence but maybe it was because of what he was surrounded by. On another subject just heard a football journalist talking about Arsenal's end to the season. He said that their fans were so busy laughing at Spurs and saying 'mind the gap' that it looks like they've just fallen in it themselves. It sounded funny when hearing it.

Hello Alec How did you manage to make all of the items add up to exactly ?5.00? I presume you don't have to take into account the cost of cooking food. Given your list of items, what will you use the milk for? Scrambled egg? It would be very interesting to read about what your menu is each day. Good luck.

Can anyone explain why apparently a large section of the Liverpool fans booed the national anthem? I heard radio broadcasters mentioning it last night and seemingly connecting it to the lack of respect Chelsea fans showed during a minutes silence on the anniversary of the Hillsbrough tragedy.

I guess Parky will have headed to his bunker for a while now. Mind The Gap!

Is there an EDF Awards Night then?

Interesting fact that when Sam managed Blackpool in the play-offs having finished 3rd, they won their away leg 2-0 only to be beaten 3-0 at home. He was then sacked.

El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gaaah, stick to your guns man!! > Fluidly is brilliant if it's poetic licence. > > If you're claiming fluently is better, what you're > really saying is fluently is correct and fluidly > is incorrect, which may have to go on record as > being the first time you've ever admitted to being > wrong ;-) (tu)

Fluidly........what's that?

Rosie and her cat?

Lovely piece of music. 20 years of experience. You must have started at a very young age.

Thanks Laddie. That looks like just what I need.

I pay for three phones by d/d for relatively light users. A few months ago they offered some improvement in what was included in the package which meant upgrading to a different charge band but having a discount applied each month so that I don't actually pay any more. Guess what, they continually don't apply the discount and I am fed up spending my time trying to get through to them on the phone. I've resorted to emailing them. As of now, about 10 days later I haven't had a response. Can anyone recommend another company with a package of say 300 minutes and 300 texts? If I wasn't being overcharged by Virgin I'd probably be paying ?10 p.m. on average for each phone (one one them has internet access).

Another word of warning. About 3 minutes before the kick off off the match last night the service to that channel went down. Hadn't seen anything like it before but couldn't have happened at a worse time. Tried phoning them but impossible to get through. Did this happen to anyone else?

Can you extend that to their no.1 fan UDT as well Nette? You've got my vote!

At least you didn't mention the dreadful bag pipes Dougal. You know we gave you those as a joke.......which you took seriously. You also stole whiskey from us and now pretend you invented it.

What's your idea of being 'cool' UDT? Being perfectly balanced with a chip on each shoulder perhaps? Answer me this. Do you think that simulating sex with a monarch or anyone else has any useful place in a video purporting to be musical? Genre me arse. It's not funny or interesting and certainly not deserving of the title 'music'. As for your personal comments regarding my finances, what the fuck has that got to do with you or the subject? The Apple I inquired about wasn't even for me. Perhaps you could throw the occasional fact into your egotistical postings.

Speaking of whiskey and claims..........

Reggie, do you classify what you do as music? The video is sick. Simulating sex with the Queen is just not funny or deep and meaningful. At least not to me. I await to be educated by those who know better. Meanwhile I shall inspect my fruit and veg indoors and select those most suitable.

Declan might have been invisible.........like GeorgeC for example. Maybe Mick was too?

So to catch up........England appoint a coach after a successful 6 nations campaign only to look for another coach to take his place so he can be a 'Director of rugby'. A Kiwi is approached who isn't sure if he can coach a team that might play against his beloved AB's. Right. That's clear. Sort of man you would want in your corner if say you got to a WC Final on home turf in 2015 and were playing the AB's. Well done to Ulster who managed to clinch the runners-up spot today in the HC. The winners will be playing tomorrow in the other semi-final. Felt sorry for Edinburgh who were the epitome of plucky.

No, you weren't there Mick. Must have been someone else. The Chief has wrote it.

Yes. It is a sign. I've paused a lot since then. I can no longer do fast forward but I can rewind. What were you thinking before you saw the ducks? It may be important.

Don't know why this clip starts when it's 5-0 but the bit I mentioned starts near the end of it. Showboating for sure but given the state of the pitch, brilliant too.