Michael Palaeologus

*Sweet Jesus! Ducks!! Are there no depths to which you will not stoop?* *Pulls pin from a fragmentation tortoise and hurls it over the top*

Yes "The Lexi" is the place. Looks interesting.

*Irn Bru! This will sort you out and melt your teeth!!* *Just dont make the erotica collection sticky. For obvious reasons*

*I believe the erotica is the reading for the next meeting of the Green and Blue Book Club. Peckhamgatecrasher got them stocked at Chener Books specially* *Well done Otta, thats the spirit. Could you do me a Cherryade, as you are conveniently placed?* *Ta*

Typical of hormonal, spotty youths. It was your sort that built Peckham's high rise estates. The previous back to back slums with open sewers with 6 families in a room, were far more charming and picturesque. Dulwichmum called them home. Anybody fancy a swim?

"Sod that! Re-develop the final resting place of Mrs Dobbin the Lactating Donkey?! Re-awake the frighful spectral Shade of Batdog?! Are you quite mad?" "That animacassar is an East dulwich Holy Relic! The historic copy of Razzle stuffed down the side of the battered arm-chair is and example of the first time that the world was introduced to Dulwichmum" "Step aside EDF Younglings, mere pups that have been posting for but a brief moment. HUGUENOT! The key to armoury! Swiftly Dear Chap, the elephant guns are required!!"

Nunheads is mostly a cemetary. There must be a causal link.

Follow this: http://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/shop/survival-accessories/survival-accessories/deluxe-french-nato-approved-individual-474552.html

Army Surplus places sell a days worth of food in boxes.

I have recently purchased a wholemeal, unsliced loaf from Asda. No voids found so far, but I am only 5 slices in. Today I procured six bagels from the kosher bakers at Gants Hill. Just in case.

Table booked for 8.30. Rendezvous in the draft house at 7.15.

Personally I am finding alot of toads covered in batter. Just sayin' ...

Yes indeed. Draft House from 7.15ish.

So, we will still get the "problems" that the flat earthers are griping about, with a bigger crappy Iceland, not M&S. >:D<

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I reckon we have about 6 people so far. I will need to book a table, so please let me know if you are coming asap. Ta.

Where are those Bears? Wouldnt be the same without Barry and Barriet!!

Hi Sheila. Looking back up the thread we are meeting at the Draft House at 7.15. On to Tandoori Nights for 8. You would be very welcome.

Would a poppadom left behind the bar at G&B help?

One week today!!

Possibly send you a photo of a table heaving with Indian culinary perfection ...

Always got a big hole? I regularly buy bread from Sainsbos on DKH. Its fine.

A Pole Dancing joint and a Brothel. Next door to each other would be handy.

We will think of you Darling Xx

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