Michael Palaeologus

Less of this nonsense. Women, know your place. Stand back and let the chaps to the BBQing. Your job is simply to wear floaty summer frocks and admire our manly attributes. *Pats on head all round*

I often stroll up and down the platform in my boredom waiting for a train. Not been stopped yet and am looking forward to it as I shall set Barry on them and there's no mistakin'

OH GOD! Havent they read the club rules? Typical of your Pilot Whale that is. Why are the builders installing round tables with poles in the middle in the bar?

Horrible smell of sulphur in here. Has the fragrant Dulwichmum been in? "Muley! Wake up your incorrigble drunk!" "Here, have a Bloody Mary, that will sort you out" Opens windows wide, gazes at glorious ED sunshine and the pod of pilot whales happily swimming in the pool "All is well with the world"

georgia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am not convinced that the Saturday drinks are > working very well. So do we go back to Fridays for > August or stick with Saturdays??? I like the idea of a spilt drinks - Friday for the general knees up and Sunday PM for those that couldnt make Friday for whatever reason and those that could and just hate their liver. Which would make the next drinks on Friday 7 August and Sunday 9 August would it not?

Good to meet folks early on before I disappeared for leafy Sussex for BBQ and deer-spotting. Good to me meet BBW - not at all scary, quite normal teeth, waggy tail and didnt sniff bottoms with Hannibal for the time that I was there.

A few of us are heading up there for 2ish.

Doesnt this post normally get treated as a sticky by Admin?

Struts into the Quiet Room, hmmm, unwanted breakfast, marmelade looks a bit odd, its says "My Hom-mayd Runa Beene Marmelade, gerroff. Moos". Has a nibble of toast and butter. Leaves Marmelade.

Clearly.

Dont fancy Seacow's end.

We have a room, its the (not very) Quiet Room. I am DM had a long term lover in the name of Batdog, a small, black and white pug, he disappeared in mysterious circumstances some time ago. Her marriage to James is a farce, as measured by the high turn-over of Au-pairs and the retained Gynaecologist. Sadly deluded, DM shuffles from gin palace to trashy emporium seeking solace in conspicuous consumption and oblivion in the bottle. Let us be understanding of her bizarre behaviour and uncertain ways, she nears the end of a long and painful journey of self destruction. Nobody mention the smell.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Taste of my Thingy I believe Daizie had taken advantage of the Bossman Stella offer..

Have you got much money Maurice? Thats all it takes. That and a face like a Pug.

Thank you Kel!

That was then and this is now Sean, its time to put that bad memory in a box marked "Yesterday" and move one. Feel the fear and do it anyway .. Edited: "fo it anyway" is silly

If folks are about then I will be there for a PM drink, the leafy delights of a BBQ in Sussex then beckons..

.. and he will huff and puff and you know the rest ....

Carrot cake is my favourite. Thank you very much.

Woop Woop - I am in there - with 3 chums! Edited for lack of manners: Many thanks Gig-girl. I too saw him at the EDT many years ago. Stephen Frost introduced him and he did a pre-Edinburgh run-through, which is when he hit the big time.

I still have that back-copy of Razzle, so dont try it on with me young (::o) lady. Remember, wherever you are Batdog is watching.

Saw some of the little green chaps in Greenwich Park over the weekend and in Brockwell Park a few weeks ago. Other than the well known flock in SW London, has anybody seen them further afield?

Last night, 10.30ish - maybe a tad later; a jet flew rather low north east over ED, seemed a rather odd time, height and direction.

I have a friend that is in the know. BBC Alba has caused a great deal of annoyance within the Beeb as it has been set up as a cap doffing exercise to the Scots Gaelic speakers and SNP. It has a tiny audience but is set up as proper channel with a big budget and its own bandwidth. Other (bigger) niche areas have to grovel for space on the other BBC channels.

"Filthy matted fur" ? Cheek of it, I just cant find the electric clippers, might have to use the hand-clippers. Poor old DM, she wont notice, she will just think her perfume leaked. Next time, use the Pool like everybody else.