Salsaboy

It's all a fix.

I left a new born baby in Sainsburys once. Not on purpose I hasten to add.

Sounded more like 'Kneeekolassss'.

Praise be, a miracle!

Just to even things up a bit... I saw a guy on a cycle tonight with 2 flashing lights at the front plus one on his head and 2 either side of his rear wheels and another on the back of his head. Looked like a mobile disco but 10 out of 10 for being seen by other road users.

Happened to me at my ex-wifes house (ex-marital home) with a ?600 laptop from Very.co.uk. Spoke to their fraud department and they said that someone waits outside the address and as soon as the goods are delivered knocks on the door with a clipboard and a bunch of fake delivery notes, spins a story about how they know it is a fraud and take it back off you, getting you to sign for 'safe' collection. The first you know about it is when you get the bill through a week or so later.

The best place to get a kitten from is a pregnant cat.

Tell you what Pinky, marry me. I'm a multi multi millionaire and I've got a yacht and my own train and an airplane and I own Tesco's and I've got 29 houses on Lordship Lane.

And what they are doing is actually legal. It's the government that needs to change the law.

Good, because this is England, doncha know. Gingerbeer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes, I understand how contractions work. But > "daren't" is not used in US English.

Is he a politician as they lie all the time.

There have been a few around lately. I passed a house at the top of Crystal Palace Park Road about a month ago that along with it's garden was covered in snow. Lots of film crew and lighting trucks on the pavement. The next time I passed a couple of days later, a guy was washing the snow off with a hose.

There is a kebab shop in Shirley (near Croydon) called Abra Kebabra. Always make me laugh.

Scrub the ice-cream. Free bacon.

Only this afternoon as the sky was getting darker I shouted at a schoolboy on a cycle that was going along East Dulwich Road with no lights front or rear. And all I got back was a Fcuk Off. Charming. I was only trying to save his life. Won't bother next time.

Free ice-cream.

Don't spread it about either.

Nothing wrong with deep fried Mars Bars.

I'm not paranoid. They really are out to get me.

Getting caught. Again.

More scandal in the Jimmy Savile affair. Pudsey bear has been arrested for turning a blind eye.

Sound of silence.

Very very tasty. maxxi Wrote: > tasty

An ex-neighbour of mine was the camera man on that advert. He brought home a load of the plywood palm trees and 2 bin liners full of fruit and fibre.

Free and unrestricted parking everywhere. Yayyyy