I shall also put my snout deeply into the trough of human kindness and shall sup until repleat. further more I shall sup beyond any who hath supped before. Although there is no need for a mayor of any kind in any town in this land, I shall not let that interfere in any way with all the goodies and largesse that await me. I have plotted and schemed for many years, to the best of my russian abilities, wheedling my way into this exalted and unwarranted position, and I shall not falter from this greatest almost Herculean task, in fulfilling these pockets of my destiny. All the years of my carefully planned, blonde bouffanted buffoonery are now coming to fruition, and I shall soon run the conservative party with my friends at the kgb club. All this I pledge to do to you the ultra gullible, british public.