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Bike, smallish but not a scooter, prone on pavement outside Bread of Life caff. LOTS of emergency servage (not sure whether of the nee naw or woo woo type) but not a victim in sight. Just now. Taped off. Blue lights and all. CSI Dulwich. Nero

I was thinking of those dinky Wiggly Worm things for outside. Made of recycled placcy for extra viviv green smugness. Nero

Louisa, The Upper East Side is deserving of any muscular strife! As Ms Bush sings "I;ll be running up that hill, with no problem". Nero

When I used to live in Cl****m, I would sometimes see Vivienne W'wood on an old Pashley-type bike with her likkle doggy running after her. I wanted to go up to her and just smile and tell her what a great talent I thought she had, but she I never had the nerve. Nero

Has anyone got one? Are they any good. I fancy the Wiggly Wiggler thing, but the council does a very basic looking one for a tenner. I would mainly compost some paper, old veg, teabags, hair (which I would get from the barber's). What do you think? Nero

The new Italian place is to open in 2 weeks' time, according to the boss there. And Bont interiors is to move, locally, but not sure where. The 2 Trees place is likely to be left unused for some time, as the owners, it seems, thought about opening a cafe but are not likely to do that. Nero

Well, I would like a big, eff off place in the village. Then a pied a terre in Marylebone. A lovely cottage in North Yorkshire too would be nice. And how about a masseria in Puglia? And a lovely 60th-floor apartment in Shanghai. And a beach house in Balmoral, Sydney. Nero

If you are bloke, smiling to a woman might be a bit frowned upon by the woman. Smiling to a bloke could also be misconstrued by him. I've done it a few times, but have had mixed responses. If you smile to a friendly looking person of either sex who is not a pensioner, it's a bit hit and miss as they sometimes think you are being a bit pervy. It's a tough one, as I like to be friendly. What think, Forumites? Nero :-S

Snails are able to produce on their own, aren't they? Or is that sharks? Or worms?

I do the same with the snails in my garden. Come on, Mr Slowey, out of the way. There, there Lady Slowboat, relatiosnhips, I know. Don't cry over you, you're not worth it. Just try to find a better you next time. Nero

Rosie, such was my love of all things green that I DID suspend my rational brain and think 'wow, a card-covered pinger meal!' Such is the current love of all things enviro-friendly that manufacturers can afford to try to hoodwink us. It worked! I agree with you, Rosie. I just fell for it. Nero

Call one of the kittens 'Forum'! Nero

Chorlton and the Wheelies theme Nero

Fuchsia, lighten up. He was joking. It was funny. It wasn't cuddly nor was it wuddly, but it was still humorous. He doesn't eat babies or set fire to hedgehogs. He or she just likes to mix it up a bit. Let him/her be. Nero

I love Fenella. Her accent is the best. Nero And if you see the witch Fenella everybody, then there's no cause for alarm (ha ha ha ha) Cause we've got Chorlton who's a dragon who will keep us free from harm. (ho ho ho ho) It's fun at any time of year So put your wheelies into gear And hold tight All right I'll show you all the sights of wheely world.

No, it happened on the road on the left hand side, about 30 yards away from M and S in the direction of C Green. Nero

Thanks, Hugue. Appreciation of anything word-wise from you is highly valued. Perhaps I should continue thinking up snappy, slightly trite phrases for as yet unannounced media campaigns, date them, then flog them off to the highest bidder. Nero

No, S, u r right. Pingin' is mingin'. Nero

Paine and Hunter I mean, or at lesat I think it's that name. Nero

I got caught up in the accident on W Rd so couldn't get to where I wanted to go so thought I would save time with a ping meal, which is the first one in ages. M and S packaging in general is awful. But I fancied a paella. I won't do it again. Nero

The main thing about this is not the when but the WHY. It seems such a random thing to do. Who was the person and what was their reasoning. It's perplexed me for ages and ages. But I am NOT going to give in and write to the Daily Hell which has a page for questions like these. And another thing, when was the last surname invented. What was it? Whose was it? Hmmmm. Nero

?? I must need them, then! Whooops! Nero

There was a big snarl up about 5 pm after a cyclist knocked down a pedestrian. She seemed to be hurt but not that badly. She was taken away in an ambulance (not the nee-naw type, but I am sure she didn't mind). The cyclist was a 'proper' cyclist - thin-wheeled bike, lycra, helmet, cleats, reflective sash, Oakley wraparounds. There was speculation that the woman was newly arrived in the country as she panicked and forgot that our traffic drives on the left, according to the cyclist. Nero

The Sema thai restaurant seems to be no more. It's been replaced by Hunter and Payne optician. It happened a few days ago, and I've not seen anything on the board about this, hence the title. Nero

Got myself a ping meal from M and S and was pleased it had a cardboard (brown and simple looking cardboard at that) wrapping. But then it dawned on me that the brown paper packing was just greenwash, as beneaht it was the usual black placcy. This is blatant waste and waste that stems from an ulterior, hypocritical motive. Nero