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Sorry, Keef, can't remeber bloody anything. Had a lunchtime session at Franklins, half a bottle of JD in the aftrnoon and toppped it off with a gallon or so in the CPT along with various 'bits and pieces'

Now the lottery (and lotteries in general), that IS a mugs game....

was the "early-period" Quids before my "Blue" phase?

How about "beer, helping ugly people get laid since 3000 BC"

It's Jaqui Smith wishing her *cough "main residence" was in East Dulwich not Nunhead

It's gone all Hal and Falstaff on this thread

One of the greatest touting sights I've seen was seeing some blokes you wouldn't argue with liberating some touts of tickets at the millenium and redistributing them - I also witnessed a couple of people selling Cup Final tickets to fellow fans at face value, economic rationale, no, decent heartwaming behaviour, yes

I've taken to wearing a comedy mexican hat, sneezing loudly and saying things like RIBA RIBA on my bus journey in - I'm getting a seat every time

I've tired a bit (a lot) of the "You're my idol Sir Alan, and I'm going to give it 110% to achieve my goal etc" stuff

Probably not...but you never know.....have a good one, don't do anything the wolf sculpture

Nunhead

....and as for my spelling, that's normal

I meant it litterrally rather than contexually Silver....that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it

I love the Daily Mash

MM - "price of everything value of nothing" stuff there fella, you must have some soul surely? Hypothetically - If i'd hire a kid entertainer for my little girl's birthday for ?200 and Dulwichmum offered me a ?1,000 to have them on the same day when it was her son's birthday, in a commodity based world I could accept this and even offer my litle girl 4 goes with the entertainer, but not on her birthday, and trouser ?200....am I gonna do that? Not in a million years

you talking about me?

Classic Fin De Cycle stuff...if the Credit Crunch don't get 'em, swine flu will

I've found a way of doing this - unfortunately I've been talking to myself

Surely Sean needs a footnote a la Snorky Maybe *New agressive sweary Sean?

mmmmmm....now that's tough

*chuckles*

bloody childless hooligans - get 'em out of SE22

you keen on the sauce Betsy?

Couldn't agree more Sean - if I've a spare ticket for anything it's going to someone who wants it for the right reasons as face value

He's heard your old man saying it to the Au Pair