LizzygotDizzy

Yes but did you see Sir Alans face when they kept just digging holes and burying themselves deeper and deeper, re the footie topic and then Raef saying the conversation was boring, I cringed!

Its the first time I've ever watched it, have to say, I have never seen a more pompous up their own backsides elitist group of wannabes, though I really admired Alex for standing up to the snobs, who felt it necessary to say there was a big divide in class and thats why they weren't getting on, they were well educated and cultured (tw@ts if you ask me), to which Alex promptly replied that he had a degree, just didn't find it necessary to wave it in everyones face every 2 seconds! Really enjoyed it and can't wait for the next episode

What an idiot! I thought it was hilarious when both Raef and Nicholas (well I'm a Barrister!)got pulled to task, go Alex lol!

Absolutely hilarious Kalamity, I particularly liked the "don't point and laugh at him" tip!

Oh, have just seen the name of the thread, "contains rudeness" and ranting (well screeching and screaming!) ok here goes:- Shit, fuck fuck fuck, wota w@nka, toss bag, arse/dick-head, tw@t, fuckwit, (shame though he was really quite nice up until that point and gave no inclination of being such a self centred sorry arsewipe sonnofabitch!) There now, all better, breath....

mightyroar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >> did he actually say 'I don't do oral' > ?????????????? Dear god. His exact words were "but I don't really do oral" , which probably along with "well aren't you going to finish me off then?" made me chomp down on him quite a bit harder than I'd intended to! Def will take your advice next time Chav! (mwwoooahahahaha!) Sorry Lozzy if you were offended, I did kind of put the warning in bold type for those of a delicate disposition

Had a little "date" the other night with a guy I'd been seeing for quite a while, and it was to be the first time we were "getting intimiate",have to say it completely drives me barmy and makes me absolutely livid when (sorry for those with sensitivity issues and sexual prohibitions please look away now!) when a guy expects you to go down on him and then when you ask, (before things get really started), or gently hint that you hope that the favour will be returned (which you shouldn't have to anyway) you suddenly get a bewildered looking school boy standing there saying "but I don't do oral!", erm...what? then to exacerbate the situation comes back with "well aren't you going to finish me off then!", couldn't help it, bit down on him quite hardish and said, yeah, after you start me off!!! and muttered something about selfish son-of-a-bitch or sumthing or other and made my getaway. There now, all better now, though I doubt he is feeling atall well this morning.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd be up for going on it, but I need to get my > brother's wife pregnant first. Or my Aunt, maybe. Try your brother's wife's grandma and they might check your application over!

I did have a naughty suggestion when I read the title of your thread, but managed to curb it once I had actually read your post! hope you find somewhere, have fun

Jeremy Kyle drives me barmy, the man is excruciatingly aggravating, almost as bad, if not as bad as, Kilroy in his days! I believe this kind of show is more akin to human baiting of not the most intelligent members of society, who else would go on a prgramme like that? Do they actually get paid to go on it?

Ooops! my bad :-$

I can't take it any longer, have left boss note on her desk informing her I have a dentist's appointment that I forgot to mention to her earlier, grabbing coat and bag heading for the exit before meeting ends and boss emerges full of suddenly extremely urgent tasks! (ducking past office window incase am spotted by said boss making swift getaway, to the tune of "Mission impossible" being whistled cheekily by my colleagues! lol!) tally ho!

Rock n Roll, put another dime in the jukebox baby

And its all done in the best possible taste - Kenny Everett

And its goodnight from me and goodnight from him - Morecombe n Wise

Bored to tears and stuck at work, why does the Easter weekend get shorter and shorter each year? doesn't feel like I've had a break at all, boss in a meeting and am contemplating making an early getaway I'm that bored, yawwwwwwn!

I'll thqweem and thqweem until I'm thick! (violet Elizabeth, Just William)

On the AOL chatrooms, (don't know if they still do them) there was one called the pub quiz 'room' or something like that, its been that long since I've been with them. The lagg refers to the delay in how long it would take for things to update or come onto screen if you sent a message or replied to someone's question, particularly bad when trying to get an answer in really quick on a quiz as you were scored on not only the correct answer, but the first ten people to get the correct answers were awarded points and at the end of the round you would have a winner. Was really fun now to think of it, mmmmm might have a peep now if they've managed to sort out all their probs and updated everything.

Hey there Mars, have a nice Easter and welcome to the madhouse! lol!

A - Always O - Off L - Line Thats one of the reasons I gave up on them, that and the lagg, but i have to be honest I really do miss the Pub Quiz chatrooms they used to have, not sure if they still do it and actually forked out about 10-12 for the downloaded package to become a quizmaster which was fun at the time as you could create your own naughty quizzes!

Read my mind - The Killers

Says he/she of such miraculous moral fibre...

Am I the only one who actually feels sorry for Heather Mills at the moment. I know she is money grabbing blah, blah, blah, but she is only doing what hundreds before her have done in the way of trying to get the best (even if not very deserved) settlement for her Divorce, McCartney is hardly short of a few bob is he! I do feel the relentless and sometimes extremely personal jibes and attacks on her are nothing short of bullying but on a national level and no-one is saying what they should be like, what the hell does the fact she have one leg got to do with it, and personally mocking her for it, leaves a bad taste in the mouth if you ask me, I know loads of you are going to jump on the bandwagon and say, well she asked for it, she's her own worst enemy,and hasn't made many wise choices where her behaviour in relation to her divorce was concerned, while a lot of this is true, does she really deserved to be publicly and on such a mass level, hung drawn and quartered? I don't find it very nice at all.

lozzyloz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >> > Sprouts are so versatile. > Great cold in a sandwich > That one is def the most bizarre mix I have heard of, sprout sandwich, and I love sprouts, you sure you are not expecting the pitter patter of tiny feet. Although having said that I liked sucking chalk pieces when I was preg the 2nd time! lol!

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do u like twiglets tho? Nope!