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SimonM

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  1. Yes, well done Palace! hard luck Wednesday! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  2. I wonder what plans The Special One will hatch for dealing with the marvellous Messi in the semis?
  3. A Pedant writes: He is not called 'Doctor Who'! He is simply 'The Doctor'!
  4. Dear Ms Bovine Utterances If you really cannot distinguish between 'effete' and 'foetus', then you are in for a lifetime of confusion :)): well until middle age anyway B)
  5. 'The Actress'? What a witty, original and appropriate choice! :)) And so many locals to choose from to perform the official opening! >:D
  6. You're supposed to slap it on your cheeks and chin, not drink it!
  7. There's a nice cafe on the seafront where Brighton meets Hove-Actually. The only time I parked in that multi-storey behind the Metropole I had a quarter-light smashed and an attempt to steal petrol. The Lanes is always worth a tour!
  8. Probably not, seeing that the chances are the train itself or the stations it stops at are inaccessible :)) But, on a similar theme, pubs that have a wheelchair-friendly sticker on the door and a step the size of the Stone of Scone to negotiate. Yes, EDT, you!B)
  9. You could have composted it :-) I have a bottle of sweet white wine that's at least 30 years old....I cannot imagine ever drinking it. It sits glumly in the cellar looking decidedly middle-aged...
  10. Fit people who use a disabled toilet. Kneecappin's too good for 'em!
  11. Really Arsenal could have been 4-0 down after 20 minutes, and would have been but for Almunia. Then he sent out his evil twin for the second half. The 2nd leg should be intriguing..no Barcelona 1st choice centre backs v a Fabregas-less Arsenal. I fear this time it may well be 4-0...
  12. The Procul Harum (an early Radio 1 gem)
  13. So Spain v Portugal is also a definite possible for the 1st knockout round? Interesting!
  14. Spain v Brazil would make a great final, but it's a rare world cup that has no early upsets/form losses/key injuries. Italy always over-perform in their horrid, negative way. I think England will do well to make the quarters, and that Netherlands look the best dark horses.
  15. I can remember when Dulwich Village had 2 butcher's shops. Clearly SE21 was then taken over by lentils'n'sandals brigade
  16. Prince Charles was middle-aged from around the age of 16....
  17. Manchester or Hull? B)
  18. Oh well I decided to start counting backwards once I reached 40. Unfortunately I am now a foetus :(
  19. Middle age is your current age + 10
  20. Not a lot of people know that
  21. Yeah right.....
  22. You should visit her and say your goodbyes. It is her decision and should be respected.
  23. I had Birmingham 1 Arsenal 1 in a forecasting competition I play, so well done Kev! :)-D
  24. Of course they will. It is a great Brirish electoral tradition. And a budget of this kind is always prefaced with words to the effect "Gosh the previous lot left a far bigger mess than even we imagined, so I'm going to have to cane you even more. Not our fault though, obviously"
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