Moos

There's a Gang Moos? Cool! *preens self*

WCKD FN LVPCKHM! HW COOL R U.

For the record, I think David Carnell is a lovely guy.

Kolley Kibber Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I say > > When I have been out driving in the old jalopy, I > cam across a road in Kent called "Black Boy Lane" > but I suspect that by now the PC brigade have > renamed it to something else KK, there's an excellent pub in Winchester called the Black Boy but their pub sign is quick to make it clear that the boy is a young chimneysweep blackened by his trade - I imagine the Lane refers to the same thing, not that that would stop any renaming fervour. Nero, I don't even know what Wetwang means but it sounds filthy!

People who walk down residential streets talking loudly in the middle of the night. I know you're out having a good time, but all those darkened windows around you? Behind them are lots of people sleeping. Or there were...

Can you just stick to the one identity though?

You called?

I am so glad I could help. Top-up?

Nope, I just thought you might want to see the link to the existing thread on the taplins. Moos

Hello There's already a thread on this issue. Good neighbours

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Discovering my house-keeper's acrylic multi-coloured underwear in my tumble dryer and it looks like the clearance section from TK Max (why was she washing it in MY HOUSE???) Dearest DM a lady wot lunches like you should never, never go NEAR the tumble dryer, it will only frighten and upset you.

Happy birthday to lovely Tillie Trotter!

Yay, yay - party of 8 for table 1...

Strawbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I think I will be > popping around to yours for dinner every other > night ha ha ha.. Why, do you like eating cereal? Dinner chez Moos is a tragic affair.

*laughter* No I didn't mean that, although why not, it's Jaws' turn to come home to a cooked dinner and a perfect G&T, isn't it?

does that mean that Strawbs should be congratulated on her new job toooooooo?

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyway Moos would you care to cast or even cost > lurid light on its defects...? It's a fair cop, TLS. I can't be arsed. If I can summon up the energy later on to cast my gentle yet searching light upon it, I will do so.

who?

TLS, you have to be kidding. That post was badly written and makes a point - badly.

Pimping? PIMPING? How dare you. If Ted enjoys a little toe-nibbling while exercising a nice corgi on Goose Green (and always cleaning up after it, of course) then that is just a side benefit. It's wholly above board, I assure you. Goodness me, it comes to something when a respectable married woman of unimpeacheable lineage cannot bring together a man and a dog for some happy frolicking without being accused of going around in a fedora and a pink Cadillac. I don't know. *goes off muttering, and counting a roll of soft* Edited to say that I am NOT that dreadful Michael Holybrollyfist.

*sigh* Get in the queue, Keef, get in the queue. Poor dog will be worn out at this rate.

Hey, if that was in my direction, the matter is between me, TedMax and the corgi. Butt out, you can have your turn on the ravening beast* later. *I mean the corgi.

Day 2. The medicinal brandy is starting the day off in fine form. I love you, little fella, you're my best mate.

Well done, Spartacus.

A wicked baron, perhaps, Mike?