Moos

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A pond on goose green, a regularly used ducking > stool... No surprise there then.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just beard, suit and boots, and I be good to go, > motherfucker. Hilarious! There's something about Christmas that brings out the vintage best in Mr. B. (surprised, though, that the swearogram doesn't rule out motherfucker - ooh look, I did it again). it does now - The Administrator

I've been in the shop twice to buy small amounts of material, and was treated perfectly politely.

reggie, I think you've got Huguenot signed up, then? After all, agitation appears to be his style.

Bah! (geddit)

I hope you aren't suggesting that the presence of sheep obviates the need.

It's not their fault, PGC, the song clearly states that they all were sleeping on the ground. It was sleep-washing, some kind of crazed, out-foul-spot, nocturnal expression of their shepherdly guilt.

Ah, c'mon Daizie! This is priceless.

Love Kirk Douglas. Tony Curtis is an embarrassment. He should be viewed strictly in the past.

Hee hee, I'm buying!

Good eyebrow work in the second minute. Got a bit bored after that - how did it end?

Woof, does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

All under-5s are now being offered the vaccine. ED will cost the NHS a penny or two!

Oh, err, and our cosytoes usually has bits of biscuit and a toy or two....

Oh my God! About a month ago my son and I had gone about twenty feet out of our house when an enormous spider crept out from under the hood of his jacket and onto his shoulder. I yelped and tried to tug him quickly out of his coat, while he protested and wriggled, and then I gave up and just swiped the spider onto the ground. And then remembered that I'm officially not scared of spiders and said as casually as I could manage Oh look sweetheart, a spider. Don't think he was fooled, my hair must have been standing on end.

Daleks can fly?! Brendan, can you confirm? I may have to rethink my entire Save The Population Of The George Canning plan. Also silverfox, in the spirit of this thread should we be considering granting rights to nasty mutant life-forms hiding inside machines? I feel this may be important.

That's the thing, Brenda, no-one ever nipped up the stairs to give them the opportunity. They just ran around widely-spaced level corridors, which was sporting but not well thought out.

And now that the George Canning has a second storey, we could all just go upstairs and leave the Dalek forlornly bumping into the first riser and yelling 'I'll 'ave yer' up the stairwell.

I believe the issue is that you cannot test drugs on pregnant women, nor on babies, for ethical reasons.

Oh please post it Moos, please please please I hear you cry? Oh all right then

I had the privilege to be standing in a Paris taxi queue today in front of a war memorial. Behind me, in a giggly Irish voice:- Ooh, look lads, les victeeems de la gerrrrr 1914-1918, and les veeecteeems 1939-1945. They'll be putting up a plaque for veeecteeems de la gerrrrrrrrr in 2009, eh?

Chinese food.

A very happy birthday, LegalEaglish! Hope you are well launched on an evening of debauchery.

This is exactly the kind of random bollocks for which the lounge was once justly famous. Good work, forumites. Has anyone posted a link to Josef singing Hear My Song itself yet?0

Language in a less sophisticated form is expressed by almost every animal. Learning from your parents and adapting to a changing climate around you is evolution defined. Language is positively a clich? of evolution - we even refer to language evolving in a non-scientific sense, and remaining alive as it changes.