El Pibe

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515 I'm guessing ComputedShorty is about 11.

Funny, my first reaction was 'Picking punnets from Lady D's heaving bushes? FNARR FNARR'!!!

I know how you feel, especially after how good Channel 5's coverage was. I am considering doing it for a month though *throws salt over shoulder*

Baaa, Test Match Special trumps your visual form. There's just been a prfoundly disturbing exchange regarding a cake with a naked Katie Perry picture on it.

It's getting worse. Another hatrick on after tea.

kiss ... of ... death

Be lucky to last two at this rate!!!

anderson's figures are a bit scary O M R W E 16.0 2 41 5 2.56 Oooh, another one gone!

The real issues that affect people's lives; this story is only pipped in hits by some women climbing the shard http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23261505

sainsbury's made from rapeseed apparently http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/sainsburys-price-comparison/oils_and_vinegar/sainsburys_pure_vegetable_oil_3l.html

You'll be fine. We have a little one who had some health problems and we pandered to him much more than our eldest. At about 6 months we realised we'd become wrapped around his little finger as his health was no longer affecting his sleeping the way it had and we did a few nights of controlled crying and all was well with the world. As others have said, just do whatever you need to do to get through the day/night at this point, it'll all start getting easier from hereon in.

I tried to go on an Amish one once, but it wasn't much cop

Much of the Med should still be pleasant at that time of year, so you should be fine but you might want go a bit more South than your initial thoughts just in case. Malta should be nice and there's loads to do for an ickle place. Take your pick of the greek islands, something for everyone though they're just over the 3 hours threshold. Only guaranteed good weather would be the Canaries but 4 hours. Lots to do activity wise but they tend to be a bit resorty and dull if quaint, historic, walking etc are your bag. How about around Almeria, a nice roman town, cabo de gata has some of the best unspoilt beaches around and it's the sunniest spot in Europe too!

Mary poppins?

The midnight cowboy?

Kiss.....of......life!!!!!

kiss .... of .....death!!!!!!!

In that respect I think journos are as bad as their punters these days,especially on science reporting. But you can bet your bottom dollar that UKIP's fortunes were in part based on the perception of immigration figures rather than any of the facts, though I guess for some 10%, 30% same difference as 1% would be too high. Other than that, wot otta said

Bloody saffas!!

What the Cook?!?!?

Genius, vizworthy stuff!! The photoshopped recreation was just wonderful. I see it's one in a series Orpington shopper mugged by fox for garlic bread Bloody middle class blow-in fox muggers, someone should tell Louisa!!!

What's the net sum of joy you've brought the world UB, just wondering? You know it takes twice as many muscles etc.....

DAvid Banner?

Why are pirates pirates? Because they AAAAAAAAAARRRRRR. Best rock song about pirates evaaah. Not that I can think of any others.

"I had no idea who Holly Willoughby was either" La Piba watches The Voice. Having seen the3 final certain of Holly Willoughbie's attributes are rather seared into my minds eye, although I was reminded of one of my childhood heroes