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T. Blair?

The Royal Family are such a waste of space.

I saw it going past the Nag's Head in Peckham. It could have been someone as inconsequential as the Duke of Gloucester. Even twats like him get that treatment.

At least your chance of having the shit kicked out of you are considerably lower at Bestival etc.

Shouldn't that be 'Mrs 'Nick bin''? Titter titter.

I just don't know.

I want to give my money. Tell me where send it.

My old printer fitted exactly into the hole in the electrical appliance recycling thing on Peckham Rye next to the cafe.

Report it t'council.

I guess no-one will be up on Nunhead reservoir now they've put that huge new Colditz-style fence up. Unless some enterprising soul has been at it with some boltcutters already.

Grief tourism on Twitter.

Well, that obviously means I'm not anymore.

Being blocked.

Twitter again. Or maybe social media. Just everybody talking and having an opinion. Mawkishness.

L'activit? des gangs.

The greatest poem ever: Oh, I wish I?d looked after me teeth, And spotted the dangers beneath All the toffees I chewed, And the sweet sticky food. Oh, I wish I?d looked after me teeth. I wish I?d been that much more willin? When I had more tooth there than fillin? To give up gobstoppers, From respect to me choppers, And to buy something else with me shillin?. When I think of the lollies I licked And the liquorice allsorts I picked, Sherbet dabs, big and little, All that hard peanut brittle, My conscience gets horribly pricked. My mother, she told me no end, ?If you got a tooth, you got a friend.? I was young then, and careless, My toothbrush was hairless, I never had much time to spend. Oh I showed them the toothpaste all right, I flashed it about late at night, But up-and-down brushin? And pokin? and fussin? Didn?t seem worth the time ? I could bite! If I?d known I was paving the way To cavities, caps and decay, The murder of fillin?s, Injections and drillin?s, I?d have thrown all me sherbet away. So I lie in the old dentist?s chair, And I gaze up his nose in despair, And his drill it do whine In these molars of mine. ?Two amalgam,? he?ll say, ?for in there.? How I laughed at my mother?s false teeth, As they foamed in the waters beneath. But now comes the reckonin? It?s methey are beckonin? Oh, I wish I?d looked after me teeth.

Of course, in those days the internet was in black and white and it was only on for 4 hours a day.

You can stick it up your bollocks. As somebody once said.

Crossby/Cosby.

The wireless.

Well, I've just found out the US statute of limitations for rape can be about 10 years. That's outrageous. What is the point of it for serious crimes?

nxjen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Apparently events took place over 30 years ago > which is outside the statute of limitations which > is operational in the US. All of them?

What I don't understand about the whole Bill Cosby thing is that it appears to be operating completely outside the criminal justice system. Has nobody been to the police? Why has he not been arrested? It appears to be mostly about reputational damage on his part. Can anyone shed any light on this?

A signed album I would have thought.

11th November is definitely the winner for having a Christmas tree up. It's all about the silver medal now.