legalbeagle

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > legalbeagle Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > But there is just no escaping the > > fact that they are fabulous, sexy, joy > inducing, > > life affirming boxes of pure happiness. > > Sexy? Joy inducing? Life affirming boxes of pure > happiness? > > LB, as much as I adore you dear friend...I have to > say that, on this occasion, you are OFF YOUR > BLOOMIN TROLLEY!:)) > > *falls about laughing* Laugh all you like, it's true! And I fear I am not alone. Mr Carnell, Eddie Izzard (*swoon*) and Dame Edna are with me all the way!

Ladymuck, you are right. They are often uncomfortable, frequently rediculous, and always over priced. But there is just no escaping the fact that they are fabulous, sexy, joy inducing, life affirming boxes of pure happiness. If I ever meet Stuart Weitzman I will undoubtedly have one of those screaming teenage beetlemania moments, before falling into a dead faint. And I make absolutely no apology for that at all.

What's bubbleshooter? Maybe I shouldn't ask...... Earl grey tea. The pecan pie at Green & Blue. The smell of my babies heads. Oh, and shoes. I might have mentioned the shoes.

Did I mention shoes?

Shoes. Handbags. Lavender and Geranium truffles at Hope and Greenwood.

Is it very mean to shut that cat in a large animal carrier box type thing at night time? Sorry don't own cats so don't know if this is suitable or terrible........then sort of take her to the cat loo when you let her out and then let her do her own thing after that?

I's too late to make excuses now you mangey mutt. *Flounces off in a huff*

*sob* Well that's that then. So long woof. *more sobbing*

Throw yourself into the road love, you haven't got a chance!

Politics man. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision - let go before it's too late or hold on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over, and as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.

Well I'll go to the foot of my stairs! (My Great Aunt Lily, who was really called Gertrude but didn't like it. To this day I have no idea what it means).

Because you're worth it.

Mmmmmmkay?

Oh my God, they've killed Kenny!

And they'll be dancing in the streets of [insert winning team] tonight I can tell you.

Don't have a cow, man.

George - don't do that.

EAT MY SHORTS!

HiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiYA! (Miss Piggy)

And now for something completely different.

Don't panic captain Mainwaring!

I have a cunning plan........

"Alright Dave?" (Trigger from Only Fools and Horses when greeting Rodney. Gets me every time.)

Why Grandma, what a large bulge you have! Did you eat something you shouldn't have?

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not far off the mark there Moos. Except I never > wear hats. Why Grandma, what big eyes you have!