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legalbeagle

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  1. three's a crowd
  2. Get off the stove Grandma, you're too old to ride the range - Colin Hartridge
  3. I think Moos and I need popcorn. *signals for chopper again*
  4. Tsk! These firemen are all the same! No wonder karter said you were unreliable. Do behave.
  5. brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...perhaps I'm not considered 'reliable', LB.... > probably wise, considering my days fighting fires > are probably over... Oh dear. Trouble with your hose?
  6. > > Everyone needs to be a skivvy and muck in on this > island, in order to survive. Please tell Brum not > to light that beacon though, we don't have any > reliable fire fighters, as yet. > > *feeds Moos and her babies spinach pastries* You tell him. I'm lazing about in Moos's deckchair. [but isn't Brum a firefighter?]
  7. brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd like to build a Statue of Liberty beacon on > the beach, to alert passing ships in case we run > out of champagne. And me, Skipper?
  8. Oi! When did I turn into Island skivvy then? *wanders off muttering, signals chopper to return and get more stuff for karter, more muttering*
  9. Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But of course, lb, help yourself. Coconut water > and Appleton's? Delicious, thank you. Champagne?
  10. karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alongside our organic coconut water we should have > some organic booze, for islanders such as > legalbeagle. Why thank you karter. You're a gent. Perhaps Moos has something in her cooler box she'd be willing to share. Failing that I'll get the G&B chopper to fly over and do a mercy drop of organic champagne.
  11. Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The latter LB, L'homme de Chine. With or without googly? Personally I prefer a wrong 'un now and again, but "chacun a son gout", as they say.
  12. I think we're with you Brendan. You mean leg spin? Or the left arm unorthodox spin?
  13. You don't bring me flowers - Neil Diamond
  14. Yes! Smoke doesn't stay out of a car just because you are dangling the fag out the window. But mostly I'd be offended by the earring.
  15. Well I'll be the first to stick my neck out then. Of course you were right Woof. Maybe not to shout at her, but your sentiment was absolutely correct. And if you've ever seen someone die of lung cancer you wouldn't argue.
  16. Not everyone likes fluffy! Brave move bon, I applaud you. And I think it's a very nice pic. But I'm not really one to comment since I'm spoken for.
  17. It's the only way bon. Faint heart never won fair maid.
  18. Yeah Brendan that's right. We really do dig it. The beery desperate ones, the "self-deprecating" ones, the "so hot it hurts", and the total b*stard. We dig 'em all. You must be beating them off with a stick!
  19. *Bob* Wrote: > > Because we're just plain DUMB Oh I assumed you were playing a sort of percentage game - leer at enough girls and odds are one will eventually agree? That doesn't work then?
  20. *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's hard-wired into a man's brain that his own > inadequacies (face like a bucket of frogs, bald > spot, beer gut, bad breath etc) are no reason not > to expect the most delicious of females to come > running with just one lingering, beery, desperate > stare. LOL! Why is that?!
  21. I'm fairly sure there are several single lady forumites!
  22. I'm going to stick up for them. I think that's a wee bit cynical. It just isn't possible to time things that well, and I think it's very plausible that they should want another child - they still have a very young family. I think, given what they have been through with children, it would take someone utterly bizarre to create a child just for political purposes.
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