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Ram 'em.

You mean like a London equivalent of what the family in "Bread" used to do?

family section!

Well thats a relief, was wondering why you sounded so cross! I withdraw my sigh. As you were!

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What do you do when you're caught short? > > Piss in your pants? [sigh] No *Bob* I don't. But then I'm not a toddler. No need to be rude sweetie, I'm just trying to put the other point of view.

Oh dear. This ole chestnut again! I know some parents can be incredibly gross about this kind of thing, and it can be offensive, but don't be too hard on them. My daughter was very difficult to potty train indeed, and sometimes if they need to go, they need to go. Better in the drain than soaking their clothes and filling their shoes and then having to, say, get on a bus to go home freezing cold and soaking wet? I know it's grim, but sometimes it just does happen.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's, @#$%& Surrey! Wotever. [continues sulk]

Luminous fingerless gloves. Avacado mousse. Samantha Fox.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Estate agents should not be allowed to use > adjectives. They clearly aren?t qualified. Why do you care? You're moving to Surrey! [sulk]

(Blimey Woof, you should have been a lawyer!) Uniform (again)

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fear > > > ( Legal, will you be the club lawyer at POP utd > F.C. usual rates apply plus "bonuses" ) (I'd be delighted. Do you know what my usual rates are?!) Horror

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I spent my last 10 dollars on birth control and beer - 2 Nice Girls

Get off the table, Mabel (the two dollars is for the beer)- Bull Moose Jackson

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Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed - Richard Friedman

I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling - Thom Sharpe.

Billy broke my heart at Walgreens and I cried all the way to Sears - Peter Drake

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Administrator Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Jah Lush has shown me that he's ready to behave > > and is back in the room. > > > Oh crikey! You can run, but you can't hide........ > > *screams for help and legs it at full speed*

Oh I've got hair oil on my ears and my glasses are slipping down, but baby I can see through you - Rolf Harris

Jesus loves me but he can't stand you - Austin Lounge Lizards

Are you drinking with me, Jesus? - Mojo Nixon

Drop Kick Me Jesus (through the goal posts of life) - Paul Charles Craft

If you got the money, honey, I got the time - Hank Williams