legalbeagle

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Got to say that the hottest EDF-er is Brendan by a > long shot -(sorry Brendan, I promise I won't pinch > your bum or anything!) and there are a couple of > decent seconds who I won't embarrass myself by > naming but I must say that the ED pickings are a > bit meagre! We demand a photo!

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I nominate legalbeagle! > > (still desperately seeking redemption!) Oh enough already. You can get off the naughty step now.

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > legalbeagle Wrote: > I'm not usually > > this nice. > > > Yes you are.... > > (desperately seeking redemption...!) Creep (but forgiven since I'm in a good mood.)

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 30 miles of unspoilt beach in Borneo, apart from > my wife and three close friends not another soul > as far as the eye can see. So who's the gooseberry? Or should we not probe your revelation of uneven numbers in paradise?

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gosh LB, my moan was completely tongue in cheek > and this is what happens. That is incredibly > generous of you but I won't take you up on your > offer as I'd feel awful but a massive thanks > anyway. > > Thank you Steve, maybe we should resurrect that > limerick thread! Well it would be a great shame if you didn't pop in since the deed is done and the bottle is already behind the bar waiting for you.......I do love a good birthday. Go for it. I'm not usually this nice.

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is that on the house then LB ;-) Indeed it is. Come in to G&B anytime today and tell the staff that Liz has put a bottle of bubbly to one side for you, and tell them your username (I don't know your real name!) Happy Birthday.

Oh no that's too sad!! Very very happy birthday!! I suggest coming to Green & Blue tonight and drinking champagne. ;-)

Sunday Blo*dy Sunday - U2

Chips and Champagne. Seriously, try it.

Make that 4 votes for Brum! He can sing you know. And paint.

photograph

Beckenham spa pool? It's not that far away if you have a car?

One tip would be to drink as much as you can when you aren't being sick. Dehydration makes you feel sick anyway, so if you don't keep hydrated it becomes a vicious circle. I would also echo what others have said about checking this with your midwife, and be forceful about it if you have to!

"Wench" - haven't heard that in a long time. Marvellous.

(Said in our house of one who looks very grumpy) He's got a face like a smacked bottom.

Whenever I did something young and foolish my great aunt Gertrude would say: "you can't put an old head on young shoulders".

Mandolin

Defender

Oh it's true it's true! I am most princess like - I've got the pain au raisin hairdo an' everything!

I know, Roll Deep, it was a close run thing. I do indeed bear a striking resemblance to whichever one that is. It's surly butch tank commander for me every time. Phew, is all I can say.

It's a risk we just can't take Jah (or is it Mr Lush - I just love that name!) I beat a dignified retreat, and would quietly remind Mr T that we are not at home to Mr Rude. Roll Deep, I'm rumbled. That's me on the right with the Princess Leah mono hairdo!!

Ah I see. Sorry his existence had passed me by. So this persons technique has been utilised on Mr Beagle by me? Or needs to be applied to me? I wasn't sure what Mr T's reference was to. Either way I sense he is becoming mean and tetchy again, and if that's the case I shall be cross and upset and shall call him to task. Mr and Mrs Spank will be paying short sharp trip to botty land.

Que?

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Legalbeagle wrote:- Mr Beagle has now returned > from his curry and beers and is sniggering loudly > at this thread! > > > AAAH HAAA so that's his secret, he has a sense of > humour........and he doesn't mind a take away > curry slopped into his feeding bowl. > > So to summarise provided your fur-less beagle > doesn't complain about you not cooking, > and uncomplainingly coping with bowell moving > curries on a regular basis, > and never complaining about hours of potential > cooking, grooming, and caressing time, being > wantonly wasted on the forum, your marriage is a > sound bet. > > Did Mr Beagle become furless in the last nine > years or so, because if that is the case, I think > I see a pattern emerging. > > I presume you legalbeagle are full of healthy > bristling fur, > and have a full set of your own teeth, > and that has absolutely nothing to do with having > your own way, > not cooking for, > nor serving, > the fur-less beloved etc. > > and spending waaaaay to much time forumising with > I quote 'a perverted quadruped groomer' > by one who I assume (according to his title) is > very knowledgable about such matters. > > > Come to think of it, many marriages would be a > sound bet when the opposition succeeds in getting > all their own way. > > I suspect mr fur-less may be pursued when the > local populace of available singles read what a > gem he is, one of the old school of bearing his > burdens with good grace. > > I bet you don't dare take him anywhere near drinks > on Friday at the Black Cherry, > lest he is taken for a walk in the heat of the > moment by a passing vamp-hound. LOL!!! However I must put you right on a few things. Mr Beagle had curry and beers outside of our home last night with a few of his mates, because he wanted to, and because I am a nice wife, he gets to go out just about whenever he likes. I'm sorry to tell you that I'm in fact quite a good cook (though Mr Beagle is better) so the arguments in this house are more about who has been hogging the kitchen rather than who has to cook. In fact Mr Beagle also bakes all our bread. A proper Mrs Beaton and no mistake. Further, it is an accepted fact in our house that Mr Beagle wins nearly all the arguments, since he is, annoyingly, much cleverer than I am. But I do have one or two tricks up my sleeve that ensure I win the battles I need to. Sadly I cannot bring him to the forum drinks as I will be in Hong Kong visiting a friend while he holds the fort and looks after our two beaglets. Lest you think this proof that I gad about while the poor boy does all the work, he fully accepts that, after four years in a row of going away for a week on a boys trip whilst I hold the fort, it is indeed my turn. In fact, bless him, it was his idea. I don't doubt that if I did take him to the drinks many a young lady would consider him quite a catch, but he'd never leave me. No one else has such good access to alcohol at cost. Finally, I must point out that Mr Beagle is not furless by any means. He just has very little hair on his head. But I forgive him this small failing. After all, bird don't make nest in bare tree.

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > legalbeagle Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Mr Beagle has now returned from his curry and > > beers and is sniggering loudly at this thread! > > > Is this a 'clue' to your secret...? Though I > haven't a clue myself of what you're on about! Sorry Brum, you sent me this message way past my bedtime! No, no clue intended, he really had just gone out for beers and a curry! As had you I suspect? I hope you haven't spoilt your voice for tonight!