legalbeagle

Mr Beagle has now returned from his curry and beers and is sniggering loudly at this thread!

Aaaawwww. Well now you made me feel bad for snapping at you! He is lucky indeed. I remind him of that on a daily basis, for which he tells me he is truly grateful. ;-)

Actually his hair has already gone, but I'll still love him even when he's a wrinkly old heap in the corner SteveT. And since you're being so mean I'm not going to tell you the secret. Shan't. And you can't make me.

We've been married for 9 years........

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Roll Deep wrote:- > I bet it does Steve, you dark horse you... > > > Hardly a dark horse Roll Deep, most people see my > jokes coming from a mile off! > > > > Legalbeagle wrote:- There is a way of getting us > to oblige whilst tolerating our headache..... > > > Never let wedding cake touch thy lips, nor wedding > band on that finger.....would be my guess. No no no MrT, not at all! Mr Beagle says I'm much nicer to him since we got married! I tut in your general direction.

I don't know what happened to this game but let's restart? Money talks - but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk.

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I suspect they can but choose not to........but > it's only a suspicion. We need a survey. Ladies, > please oblige. No survey required Declan, you are entirely correct. There is a way of getting us to oblige whilst tolerating our headache, and I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Can't betray the multitasking sisterhood.

I'm confused. This thread is getting quite surreal. Any minute now there will be a pinging noise and a shop keeper will appear........

I'm not sure but I think it has something to do with porridge.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ?the bees couldn?t count anymore, they just lay on > the floor, so I swept them away? >:D<

Emily - a very good friend of mine breeds and shows and rescues dogs (at some points in time there have been over 20 dogs in her care!) and she has taken in some truly wretched little things who have suffered terribly. Please please take heart - they do recover. You will need lots of time and patience, lots of reassurances and cuddles, and lots of love, but it will happen. Take things slowly, in your own time, and Woody will let you know when he's ready to be braver again. It will come, don't lose hope. With a loving home it is amazing how well little dogs can cope.

Oh well if that' really true I might think about getting one but reception in my house is really poor and I don't want to have to pay for a package so I can wish for world peace only to get told "your network is busy" and then cut off. That would be really annoying. Anyhoo I can't think about it now, I want to listen to Terry Pratchet.

And spangles.

Just the one? Can I wish for more wishes?

........you don't bring me flowers anymore..........

Well now I'm interested. Does it do porridge? Continental Breakfast? If it just does a quick cuppa I'm not interested. Mr Beagle does that every morning anyway.

.....you couldn't wait to love me, used to hate to leave me.........

But what does it do? I mean I know it makes phonecalls, but I have a phone. It takes pictures but I have a camera. In my phone. I think it might be able to direct me to places? But I have an A-Z and tend to find out where I need to go before I set off to go there. It has a diary maybe? But I have one at home - and also on my phone I'm told though I've never used it. What else does it do? Really, I'm asking!

Not only do I not have one, but I don't really know what they are/do........

Boiled Frogs - Alexisonfire

Well judging from Monica's post these women are much tougher than me and don't need anyone to defend them. As you were. Good research though. I've known some married people follow that advice, but perhaps that's another story.....

Bob - I think the equasion is "comedy=tragedy+time". I'm wondering whether you've given the "time" bit enough thought - or am I being a wee bit oversensitive here?!

recoil

No, it's just fortuitous. But. If you had been asked by god to design hell, with a special section that was particularly tortuous and awful to be reserved for producers of terrible music, and then by way of celebration at finishing hell by god's required deadline he/she threw you a party, and if at that party you put on the first record to kick off the dancing, and it was so awful god sent you straight to hell, well, that would be ironic.

Hi Emily - I can't help you with the owner but just wanted to say how sorry I was to hear your story. I am the owner of a small dog and I'd be devastated if she'd been that badly injured. It must have been a terrible shock for you too. Whatever else happens I hope Woody recovers, and is fully mobile again.