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At Leeds a couple of years ago a girl dropped her mobile down the bog- she tried to retrieve it and got stuck and had to be rescued by the fire brigade (if I remember correctly). Also, making use of the facilities at a festival fairly recently, was a bloke who installed himself beneath the lav in order to get a good view of users' nether regions- The partygore metal band Gout regularly perform a song about this called -'The Shite at the End of the Tunnel' ( I wonder which end they mean?)

As far as the claret and blue goes you sarf london pancake lovers- you have short memories in that they won the world cup for us and we don't have a snowball's of ever winning it again!

Twist the Knife (slowly)- Napalm Death

I do- amongst other things. I keep separate gloves for the car- y'know- driving gloves that don't slip on the steering wheel!

The one where F. Jack has the hairy hands and gets sent to the priests' home and Father Stack turns up saying "I've had my fun and that's all that matters"- hilarious

Having been to the first Glastonbury and perched on scaffolding poles over a trench with only sacking for cover the lavs and urinals these days are mighty fine. There is even hand-gel and lav paper if you're lucky and they come along each morning and suck the sewage out- (at the first Sonisphere we were waiting in line for the tanker to suck out the urinal and the operator didn't have his hood up on his protection suit- the hose jumped out of the urinal and he got covered- yuk)

Some people even use pots of gel to achieve a permanent unkempt look!

It Must Be Love- Iron Butterfly

And don't forget we are going to run out of gas very soon!

I know people who have earned high salaries then saved enough money with a view to leaving their jobs to bring up children, i.e. planned for their own futures! They are fortunate, especially in London, to have spare cash in order to do this. Most people have to take statutory maternity leave and return to work and put their children into nurseries or employ nannies or au pairs.

One Day You Will Cry- Children of Bodom

I've also been to the Relentless Garage and there was (a couple of years ago) a spot behind the sound desk with padded leather which, if you get there early enough you get a perfect view. Just come back from Hammerfest V (Killing Joke, Enslaved,Saint Vitus etc); looking forward to BOA (King Diamond, Lamb of God, Slayer,etc)

Same M.O. as the rioters- if you can't nick it- burn it down!

C'mon salsaboy- knob end or dickhead- not knobhead surely?

This one should suit you!

A Farewell To Arms- Machine Head

I know nothing about psychology but it occurred to me that when children are growing up everything is new to them so at their time of innocence they would think that all the horrendous things that happen (which most adults are appalled by) are normal- especially when they are perpetrated by people that they trust. The 'normality' of these happenings could be deeply ingrained into their minds so that when they grow up they then abuse children for example- or do the things that were done to them. Therefore the abusers are damaged in that they grow up believing they are behaving normally when they are not in the eyes of society. When do children get taught about what is acceptable behaviour and what is not before they actually behave in an unacceptable manner and get caught?

Physics? You might try Imperial College!

Bring On The Young- Strapping Young Lad

Is it true that all the councils are trying to use up their budgets before the end of the financial year? Wouldn't it make sense to do something about the potholes?

Good grief- what on earth do they get up to after 2.15 until mummy and/or daddy get home?

GP has to issue an ECG form and it was a 15 minute wait on a Thursday morning. There are several technicians doing them and they send you away with the results and you take it back to the GP

Evidence in the Furnace- Cannibal Corpse

That is appalling- driving at cyclists- unfortunately -as a colleague pointed out to me after a minor altercation- there are people on the road who do not think ahead, they drive 'assertively' and you need to take into account that they are not going to have manners and keep well clear. The thoughts of the collective ED mind?- as the Borg say-'resistance is futile- you will be assimilated'....

They have 2 weeks for the Autumn half term (state schools have 1) and they finish 2 weeks earlier in the summer. Yes they do work longer days- up to 4:15 whereas your average state school finishes at 3:30 0r before. There may well be a law about the hours students are entitled to be taught for....