woodrot

550K.

its like a someone has been given the boot from Grazia and is slumming it in house sale until the market picks up

we have 2 winners!

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But what happens when a man is tired of Oxted? > > What then? Death.

see my post on estate agents

Sorry for the HUGE C&P , but get yer chops around this blurb bludz... "Be helplessly seduced by this retro-chic number. Three floors of bright, funky accommodation between four bedrooms, open plan kitchen/living area and a fab first floor reception. Slick and stylish gardens to front and rear make it the perfect package. All this on a peaceful period street just a five minute amble from Lordship Lane and seven minutes from Bellenden Road. The property stands out proudly from its Victorian neighbours with a crisp white flat fronted exterior, hardwood fence and gorgeous pebble bed. Three paved stepping stones lead to a decked section just before your fab front door, which is painted slate grey with a brushed steel handle. The window frames are also slate grey and there?s a frosted pane ? we?re not even inside and we?re impressed! The inner hall enjoys embossed grey rubber flooring and white walls. A skip to the right reveals the contemporary kitchen which promises sleek white cabinets, five ring gas hob, oven, concrete worktops, modern sink and drainer and integrated dishwasher and fridge. A wide, chunky, solid oak counter/breakfast bar is shared between this room and the large dining space to the rear. Underfloor heating keeps you toasty come winter. This space spans the width of the building and opens via tri-fold glass doors to the garden. It?s a bright, airy, enjoyable space with a marvellous sense of connection to the outside ? a real joy in the summer months. Aside from a spacious dining area you?ll also note a lovely and wide built in seating space, fitted utility cupboard with space to dry clothes and some New York loft-style white wash brick work ? we want! The garden has a large decked area, sunken lawn and a really pleasant, leafy aspect. Upward bound to the first floor finds you in a further living space. White walls, solid oak floors and a wide window to the front make for a bright spot in which to read, view and lounge. The first of the bedrooms faces rear with plenty of space for a double bed and storage. A neat wet room with friendly yellow wall and floor tiles completes this floor. The loo has a concealed cistern and there?s a drencher and heated towel rail too. A craftily concealed sliding door allows the wet room to become an en suite for the bedroom when slid back - very clever indeed! Your second floor offers three more bedrooms. To the front you find a neat double with two super cool accent walls, raised recessed storage and further recessed hanging space. Two single bedrooms, each with a splash of colour from a feature wall face rear over the private and surrounding gardens. The main bathroom sits in between with a wall of mirrored cabinets, aqua and ivy green mosaic tiling and a pristine, modern white suite. With so many superb local restaurants, bars and caf?s you really don't need to venture into town for a good night out. Take a ramble down Lordship Lane to The Bishop for an after hours nightcap. Visit Northcross Road market on a Saturday, and amble through Dulwich Park on a Sunday as you head toward the village pub, and back again! Take young children to the playground at the top of Adys Road or the wonderful Marsden Road Wildlife Centre, two minutes away on foot. Transport links are not a problem in this great location with East Dulwich station under five minute's walk away or a 15 minute stroll to Peckham Rye. sick etc

sorry, should have "vibrant" ED

he moves to Sevenoaks for the Grammar Schools.

"Theres no I in team" Yes, but there a U in Cun.....

Dagleish gone - the red shite needs to snap up free agent Mikey Owen for your next old boy manager - maybe hes not racist enough though, but Im sure he will pick it up quickly, hes only 32 Actually, Paulo De Canio, that loveable old fascist rogue may be available soon, given his recent issues at Swindon - get in there quick before Chelsee snap him up - its rare that such a good fit comes along etc

The DM really have pulled a master stroke here the paper version is stodge for surburan commuters to tut at whilst on thee way into Victoria station The Online version is a different animal and perfectly tailored to the younger information grazer, the office worker lunchtime news and current events prowler.

dp

good.

El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have you tried past life hypno regression > therapy? > I'm guessing mouse! You have read Maus i assume Cats = Nazis

cool story bro'

grrrrrrrrr

the unholy trinity of evil would be cat owning peadophile catholic priests using ipads to sate their sick needs

3) A designer cupcake business is the way forward Wrong on every level

Not content with using the unwilling slaves of a neo fascist corporate regime to make its nasty little rare earth packed products with their pre planned obselesence and likely using chinese orphan babies organs in the process, even hollywood have fallen under the spell of the nazi death cult that is apple http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-05-10/apple-the-other-cult-in-hollywood "Producers and executives may make plot changes or write entire episodes merely because they love a brand or in exchange for freebies. ?Apple won?t pay to have their products featured, but they are more than willing to hand out an endless amount of computers, iPads, and iPhones,? he says. ?It?s kind of a graft situation.? Replace the Cross with the Ipad, the departed Jesus with a Departed & similarly bearded Jobs, get the places of worship rolled out into ever major city and you have a sparkly new religion and its deluded fanboy devotees up n running. / ends

1)My cat is missing, therefore it must be in your shed. yes, YOUR shed. you MUST go out and search for it. MUST go out NOW a kittys LIFE MAY DEPEND on your ACTION. HURRY.It may be 3AM, but YOU MUST CHECK NOW. I have never ever experienced a cat locked in a shed, any shed, ever. face facts pet lite owners, your cat has no loyalty and will move onto the next gormless sucker when the opportunity arises.

do not watch http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18049097

was on the bike and saw the horror

who lives next to DH boot sale today - utter chaos and nobs everywhere getting all arsey

alternative therapists 2 Homeopaths and their ilk - 10 yes, the last one is indeed a minus number UK & US born Buddhists 2 gap year public schoolies 3 glastonbury 2

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