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for teh olympics ? ?1000 a week ? ?2000? ?3000? A MILLION POUNDS IN GOLD BULLION, MINK & DIAMONDS ? erm Rackman Today

The two most odious teams teams on the league get to the final.w00t. At least Suarez and Terry will have something in common on the pitch.

pets lite for indebted generation

well this piss take thread has gone well hasnt it

actually, it seems that Jenny jumped ship in Southampton and avoided the disaster http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/nostalgia/titanic/titanic-did-psychic-cat-foretell-disaster-16135338.html bah.

Have a word with yourself.

cats

I was thinking about raising funds for a memorial on Goose Green to the ships cat, Jenny. Who sadly perished in the icy brine of the North Atlantic on that fateful day. I propose a 1571 minute silence for the much missed and dearly loved Jenny.The peoples cat. A memorial to all missing/ lost/ locked in sheds cats ever.

I think the severed heads of the royals displayed on sticks outside Buck house would provide an equally lucractive tourist revenue Nick1962 baby.

please post your memories and recollections of that fateful day here. My thoughts are with those still grieving

Nick1962 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi Louisa, > > Really sorry for the delay in coming back to you > but I've been busy working on my maths and > preparing my street for a jubilee party. It's the > likes of you that make me even more staunch in my > support for both the monarchy and the government. > Where is your pride? The fact that we live in a > country that enables us to walk freely, vote > without the fear of retribution, or no doubt in > your case, pitch a tent at St Pauls and protest > whilst taking drugs and stealing and where we have > ready access to a free health service, is > something to be proud of. Where to start? > 1. The royal family generate millions of pounds > per year in revenue from tourists - simple but > true. > 2. They are treasured accross the world by people > who are equally proud to be a part of the > commonwealth. > 3. The value of the word they spread is impossible > to calculate but plain to see on the faces of the > locals they visit. > > Take pride in where you live.. we are so lucky to > have what we have, yet there are always people > like you moaning at every opportunity! Try a week > or two in Darfur or time in Somalia and Djibouti.. > see real suffering and then BE ASHAMED!!! > . > > The Aussies are happy!! post of the year

Its all about class bludz

"It is a SYMPATHETIC piece on the interviewees - it is a "real people, real society" story and a real "voice of the people" piece. Maybe you have a story that really needs to be heard?" I feel a need to vomit.

what are you paying for this ?

when the Sea Cow starts serving stonner kebabs and Munchie Boxes, we will realise we have weegies in our midst ( google them for clarity ) http://www.webtvwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/rab-c-nesbitt-logo.jpg

he died for YOUR sins btw

If its on the EDF, then I put it to you that it is either the worlds worst secret relocation programme or a lod of ole toss.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Still at least that economic genius saver of the > world's econony Mr Gordon Brown didn't sell off > our gold reserves, (against treasury advice) when > it was about $100/oz. oh no. Fook me that idiot > did more damage to our economy than the Luftwaffe. incorrect It was sold between 250-300 troy oz Gold was costing more to store & insure than the best possible lease rate at that time.Transport of gold was crippling - even Rothschilds began wind down its Precious metals business due to the inability to make money at the time. The funds realised were moved into a wider range of currencies to create a basket whereby risk could be more accurately managed in response to global economic events.In risk management terms, it is bad practice to try to build in every possible scenario, rather the ones that ar proportionatly more likely to happen wiv yer fat tails. better to be stuck with a basket of tradeable soverign currency that a cellar full of gold Anyway, You cant make a meal out of a pile Deutschemarks or a kilo of gold at the end of the day

Im long Amalgamated Spats Corp & Consolidated Zeppelin inc - gold is for losers

catch them & Lock 'em in your shed.Ive got about 35 at the minut.e

zeban Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it so bad having cats in your garden? unless > they're spraying of course, or digging up flowers. > otherwise they're harmless, and quite sweet :-) wrong answer

there seem to be a fair few people who literally " cannot sell their house" in ED at the minute. um

tony - you have a dream job lined up - having to spend time learning the minutae of a Balkan national team would be an absolute joy - leave the turgid toss about Ingerland to the tiresome nobs who churn out this stuff as they get nearer to another finals and the inevitable failure. I cant help you much on Hrvatska, but maybe you should get down to a game or two in Zagreb or Split to get a feel for the place and the supporters - Been there a couple of times for games - its pretty intense. good luck

retro thread bro'

warhorse - the poor nag should have been put down about 3 minutes into the film to spare us the truly awful cloying sepia tinted sentimental crap that followed. I would sooner live in liverpool and have a crippling skag habit than have to ensure this shite ever again. It seemed to last as long at the geat war itself. One day - Anne Hathaway & her curious Daphney from Frasier accent should have been knocked down in the opening sequence to spare us the horror of the following hour and a half of orchestrated emoblub that lurched along, seeminlgly without any kind of end. I wanted to end it all by the 37 minute mark.the final / tacked on the end for American audiences bit made me want to lash out as random passers by on lordship lanje and await the delighful relative treat of a TSG tazering and routine kicking in the cells. Black Swan - bloody hell. a metaphor too far for me. Portman should hve topped herself at the start to give the audience the chance of an early night at the adventure bar. Actually, an night at the Grove on magners would be a better idea than watching black bloody swan.The urge to shout out " go on, cut yourself, but this time do the fucking wrists" did not impress to cats bum faced victims who were seemingly enjoing it. The Artist - better than I thought & a worthy film, but worthy of 423 oscars ? Hmmm , just goes to show how bad the competition was in 2011. better than a night at the Bishop, but thats hardly difficult.