woodrot

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do they do pizza crunch? *bowks*

if my name doest want them just bang em in the post in a jiffy bag to :Woodrot Cat Sanctuary and cosmetics testing centre for felines, Woodrot mansions & undergound testing complex, SE22. make sure they are properly sealed,as the mischevious little kitties can claw their way outsometimes.maybe you should lightly stun them with a ball pein hammer just so they dont get distressed as you cram them into the post box slot.

for every 100 cat owners, there are only 90 actual cats- whether they be locked on sheds, eaten by devil dogs,mashed by cars or have just fucked off 3 streets away to someone elses gaff who serves a better quality of precpacked tuna based food. What we see on every tree trunk on delightful SE22 is the result of this mathematical paradox. innit

was pretty grim when I went along a couple of weeks ago.

BTW, this was takeaway, so the full gag effect didnt hit us until were were back at Woodrot acres & couldnt be arsed to trudge back with the remains for a refund. Opened the dishwasher this morning to put away the breakfast dishes and the stench from the plate used for the fish last night is truly appalling - the fish was on the cusp on full blown rotting when we tried to nom it last night. Once is a mistake, twice is too much Sorry Sea Cow, you had a good few years, but this is the end for you and me.

sell shit innit. the Debord inspired prose masks the tentacles of Kapital, the puppet master pulling the string of popular culture.innit

cats walking you say. sign me up.

thats good enough for me. Been a regugular for a long time- but tonight, one of the woodrotettes fish was rotten. Not as rotten as the one 3 months ago, which was truly lifting and gag inducing , but still well off. Cant even be arsed to slog back up and demand a refund this time and before you start, yes I did email them after the last lot, without a response. Theres about 4 new F&C outlets in the hood now, we will be giving each one a go v.poor show

anyone got any comment on the quality of the Sea cow F&C of the past year or two ?( before I go into one blates )

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jun/28/pop-ups-crumbling-social-structures

good luck with your mate and you mrBen - decent guesture

right. Interesting read, but I think he misses the point somewhat. cooking Salmon en Croute for the kidzzz now, so will return after they have done their tea in.

Tennis - never played myself- but how hard can it be ? hitting a big soft ball over a low net with a big racket, usually against a 15 year old kid. pfft. I would like to see Andy Murray wrestle the Undertaker- that would show how good he was.

Brit shops on the Costa seem to deal exclusively in Baked Beans. FFS Brits, is is possible to go to Torremolinos for a fortnight and not crave brit foods ? oh yes, a friond of mine, many years ago, took a stone of potatoes to the canaries with him- just in case he didnt like johnny foreigner mash ( with garlic and whatever these latin types stick in it )

bloddy hell, theres only Joko left in the really big hitters league. What can possibly go wrong ?

Colonialism, slavery and imperialism.

feckin baby wipes kill teh drains. I had to extract about a Kg of them from ours some years ago. I did discover a bit fat leech emeshed in the feacal tinged sodden mess, so not all bad

hang on....No Lager ? what kind of shoddy pub is this ?

what ? proper pubs dont sell food bro'

Im sick of this already.Can we not just move to leagal threat= ban on further discussion before it gets to 5 pages ?

pfft you dont know you are born http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/18/labour-councillor-simon-parkes-sex-alien-marriage-_n_3458236.html?1371551635&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > UncleBen Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > fl0wer Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > I'd like to know what's happening to 'Golden > > City' > > > at the corner of Landcroft and Whateley Rds. > > Such > > > a sad sight, almost derelict.... > > - - - - - - - - - - > > It's been like that for many years. . Makes you > > wonder why . . . . > > Lack of coppers nipping out the back for a quick > take-away mid interrogation. They found it difficult to get up the stairs carrying both their takeaway and the kilos of skag they were selling as a profitable sideline

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/artists-whale-of-a-con-trick-fiberglass-bottlenose-beached-on-the-greenwich-shoreline-8666740.html fooled youse

https://mobile.twitter.com/GDIF/status/347694807042379776/photo/1 poor whale. shame it wasnt the Prince of Wales washed up and stinking on the beach.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woodrot Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > One christmas, I pressed my cold, snotty nose > up > > against the steamed up windows of Pauls on Pall > > Mall and gazed upon the sleek well fed clientle > > enjoying its succulent offerings. a short > omnibus > > ride later, I was enjoying tepid eels and mash > in > > SE15. I know where I would sooner eat. > > Paul on Pall Mall - there isn't one is there? I > work on Pall Mall. Thats because its a LIE.