*Bob*

I think I'd rather live in a nice bit of the shit side than a shit bit of the nice side.

Cheap though, innit? Try shopping for a decent replacement house is Islington - on an SE22 budget.

Depends where you're going, doesn't it? Barnsley? Wales? A NicerpartofLondon?

The vast majority of CCTV cameras are privately owned and hence absolutely nothing to do with catching motorists. Sorry to disappoint.

Michael - can I suggest a Crocodile Dundee check before you get anywhere near ordering a taxi?

Gingerbeer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ED seemed to be what I was most looking for: lots > of green spaces, slightly quirkly, not terribly > far from school, relatively affordable, and it > seemed a tightly enough knit community that people > might actually look you in the eye or say hello > when they pass you on the street. Blown it.

Over thirty years old

To paraphrase a popular quote, I wouldn't want to belong to a club that won't have a significant proportion of my friends as members. And even if - or I should probably say when - it does, I'd opt for a hetero CP instead, were the option to be available.

Carbonara Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It seemed quieter at 4.30 this morning, I'm not > sure if the fog muffled the noise, or delayed the > flights. There weren't any going over us. The prevailing winds were not prevailing. Normal service resumed later today.

You could mope about at sullenly at home whilst your neighbours laugh and drink in the sunshine..?

The fabric of society will crumble, I tell you! See also: catastrophic predictions RE giving women the vote.

I expect you know this from your extensive knowledge of 'the gay community' (whatever that means) right? The current situation prevents people who want to get married from doing so - and forces people who don't want to - to have to. Arcane nonsense.

Speaking of figures, do we have any figures to give us an idea of the number of unoccupied pews at your average church service in England? I would have thought that determining law based on popularity was a dangerous position for a Christian to be advocating. Those buildings are awfully big. Just think of what we could do with them instead!

Paganism is not a religion. It's just what people did before organised religion arrived - which (by and large) encompassed just about everything.

The transition from a pagan society to Christian one - and back again - is also well documented. Don't worry - it's just a phase we're going through.

Yeah - and why did we change the centuries old meaning of suffrage for a vocal, marginal group, many of whom have no interest in the matter anyway?

A pub full of overweight men, sweating gently in man-made fibres whilst goggling at a giant screen in-between hurried, inaccurate urinations - puts me off. But there is room for everyone. One love. Could there be a way of combining the folk and the football on the same night - possibly a Monday?

It would be great if there could be a day which was free of both folk singing and football. Thursdays would be good for me.

I met Bo Peep earlier today. Apparently there have been some mysterious disappearances.

Forum alert, forum alert

Marie81 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dogwoman: I was going to defend you and say that > maybe you had forgotten to bring pooh bags with > you or had run out but if you just couldn't be > bothered then you deserve the rant by the orginal > poster above! I can't be bothered to pick up > after my dogs who sh*t on their walks more than > once but I just get on and do it as that's what > owing a dog is all about. I hope you step in > dogsh*t next time you leave the house, then you > may learn to be more considerate to others in the > future. If you've quite finished been trolled..

Gingerbeer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I cant even imagine how I > would work any of those into a conversation > without sounding like a complete whack job! It's easy! My husband's was a bit of berkshire hunt last night. I've only just got over a case of the two bob bits so fancied a friar tuck. Instead, he ruffled my rubiks cubes and harry monked all over my thrupenny bits.

I was speaking - of course - of diarrhea, not jugs.

It's a minefield though, Ginger. Off the top of my head - stay clear of these as well: berkshire hunt friar tuck rubik's cube two bob bits harry monk

Sorry - just checked. Apparently she said 'is' a massive penis, not 'has'. As you were.