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More just Morecambe, really, thinking about it.
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You guys.. sheesh.. like Morecambe and Wise.
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Flower deliveries (outside John Allen flower shop)
*Bob* replied to scotslass's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
The business in question will no doubt want to thank you - for bring back to life a thread which died a death over a year ago. -
You are being a little bit 'the only lesbian in the village' about this. Despite there being plenty of other lesbians and (clearly) none of them being over the moon about it. Give it a rest. Being in the minority of a minority doesn't give you special powers or anything. Nobody needs a thread devoted to 'learning about lesbianism' (??!!) Girls who like girls.. big deal! Next!
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Louise?
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red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3558/3379955159_3fb > abc61f1.jpg > > I hope not... > > *tucks jumper into trousers* That's ????, isn't it?
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This McCulloch fella sure has a lot to answer for. And I presume he never used to tuck his jumper into his trousers either.
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Do lesbians have Sky Plus, or not?
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I've always wondered.. what flavour crisps do lesbians prefer?
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Did you say you'd call - and then you didn't? Followed by her accidentally catching you down the pub doing an impression of her 'sex face' in front of your friends?
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I expect Said Lesbians got mildly irritated that (for the umpteenth time) a thread, simply by virtue of having the word 'lesbian' in the title, quickly began to descend into talk about hairy armpits, car mechanics and shot-putting etc etc You can kind of see their point.
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How confident are you about the course of the River Peck before it was culverted?
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It was a victory of sorts, MrBen.
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I see all. Beware one day the tap on your shoulder. Boo!
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SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Any girl who called SoM "dodgy" would get the > heave ho from me My God.. it all makes sense now. Those black clothes. That faint whiff of patchouli.
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Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > None that I can think of but I do know someone > that actually went out with Ian McCullough (lead > singer of Echo & The Bunnymen). I bet that was her. The cold-hearted bitch.
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One of my 'early girlfriends' dumped me - on the grounds that she wanted to go out with someone who looked more like the lead singer from Echo & The Bunnymen. It seemed like poor reasoning at the time, but - thinking back - it was near-genuis. I had no comeback. Has anyone else been dumped, or dumped anyone under vaguely amusing circumstances?
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Sorry, girls.. you'll have to forgive Mick. His personal experience of lesbians is limited to Carry-On films, a brief conversation with Kelvin MacKenzie and a copy of Razzle from 1986.
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You're better off not knowing, Clare. There's a lot of gang-related seed-planting around that area.
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You could have a lever, which, when pulled, makes the gibbon defecate into a bucket. Thinking about it, if the baboon was kind-of randomly moving about, it would make trying to get the turd into the bucket more challenging. Kids will love it.
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It's not my fault you don't know a gibbon when you see one. Admittedly my initial gibbon was a touch on the ginger side, but that's what you get from a low-quality illustration. I was focussing on drawing attention to the eyes, RE lighting-up.. to amuse, delight and educate.
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See here.. an Orangutan. Though I enjoyed the schoolmarmly attempt at correction. "Eeeeektuallly, that looooks raaaather like a greeeeat eeeeeepe"
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annaj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Bob* that looks a lot like an Orangutan, which is > a Great Ape, not a Gibbon. > > Honestly. Sloppy. How can anyone not know what an Orangutan looks like? They're bright orange, for a start.
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Don't tell her, Pike
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david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Surely lit eyes are a wasted opportunity Bob. > Given a gibbon's bulbous posterior I would suggest > an illuminted derriere would be more entertaining > to the brain-dead masses incapable of appreciating > old-style taxidermy. I couldn't disagree more. Gibbon.. eyes. If it's an illuminated arse you're looking for, then look to the baboon.