*Bob*

So what you're saying is that the forum is quiet because 'you' haven't been posting? And it bursts into life (literally - bursts!) when 'you' start? Well done, 'you'! (aka me, me, me)

Must be a very difficult life for you, uncleglen - resolving as you have to purchase goods and services only from companies with impeccable credentials both currently and historically. I admire your spirit. Though it will be cold in winter - without any clothes.

Grok is right. Please make sure you abide by all the necessary regulations in order to qualify as being a ?market? stall - according to DulwichFox - our local market inspector. - the only goods that can be sold are apples, potatoes, bananas, items made from polyester (clothing, luggage), sweets sold by the scoop that look like well-known sweets but don?t taste the same. - Goods for sale and prices of said goods should be declared to passers-by in an unintelligible fashion at top volume - like a donkey which has just had a stick shoved up it?s ringpiece. - wear your leather money pouch at all times and be sure to smoke one roll-up (no cigarettes please) every five minutes, especially if you?re handling food. - gentlemen should be addressed as ?mate?, ladies as ?darlin?? - all communication should be in French, like they do in France - The Spiritual Home Of Markets Follow these rules and you can?t go far wrong. ?It?s what the people want?

?179.. any colour you like. Wheels included.

Strange how a glut of bog-standard curry houses managing to stay in business ?must be? doing something right, are serving a public demand, nay - NEED - and deserve regular praise.. whereas stalls selling popcorn, cake and pork sandwiches - and are also managing to stay in business - ?can?t be?. But then that?s the old Fox Logic for you.

I don't think he's an idiot, but he's out of his depth with his current damascene conversion into, like, campaigning and stuff - and that makes him look like one, whether he is or not. It's a shame really as generally I do like him - but it's all become a bit tittish. Anyway there still seem to be plenty of people sucking up his words as shining gems of trewth and wisdom so I suppose giving up acting to focus on revolution wasn't a bad career move after all.

I heard he's stopped doing 'The Trews', which is a shame, because it was like 'the news' but 'true'. And 'Trews' isn't even a real word - it's like a combination of the two real words. Which makes it all the more cleverer.

Sue - if it doesn't have someone shouting "'BANANAS FOURFERRAPAAAAAND" then clearly it simply does not qualify as a 'market'. (Despite the definition of 'a market' been simply a gathering of people where things - any things - are sold.) We've bought something (to eat) there nearly every week. The junction does look nicer, but its creation was a joke - somebody needs a good kick up the arse for it.

Simply move to somewhere 'undesirable' and wait 15 years or so. Then you get to listen to newcomers telling you how lucky you've been.

Isaiah14 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am a qualified teacher and have worked in the > education system for over 8 years and I can tell > you that some state are honestly a load of rubbish > parents rent property's to be close to the best > schools, but houses and or even pretend to be of a > certain religion to get the best school, ever > thought about why that is??? What do you teach? Inglish? Or maffs?

A great C4 show. Surviving on its merits so far. If the format starts to get stale they can always give it a fresh twist with dwarves, gypsies or benefit cheats - preferably all three.

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was called a Social Butterfly... Someone called you a social butterfly - but you have been good enough to pass this description on to us (your public, I assume?) - about fifty times. Anyway - back those guys ostentatiously drinking coffee and bigging themselves up with pastries ..

> DulwichFox Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > > They want to be seen... and look important. Do they tell people they are a 'social butterfly'(??) and parade from coffeeshop to coffeeshop 'meeting their public'(??) whilst occasionally performing magic tricks?

But the big question is R U A C ? Or even R U A F C ? (by which I mean 'a flocking chimp' of course)

And of course there was also this one: fazer71 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Y r a C > > Capitalise that. You are a ... a ... chimp?

Untidy Condiments?

I suppose it could be 'understanding chocolate' or even 'underarm clippings' But I doubt it..

fazer71 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > WHERE! In this thread? > Another unsubstantiated OT post. You only have to read through your old posts to find it, UC

fazer71 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I could use this Maggie quote > ?I always cheer up immensely if an attack is > particularly wounding because I think, well, if > they attack one personally, it means they have not > a single political argument left.? I think you've conveniently forgotten you called some people a c*** in various posts?

hellosailor Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm intrigued?like what? Why, Infernos and The2Sewers, of course.

Louisa Wrote: > just because I exposed your lack of understanding about French and UK owned company names and their Anglo-Franco origins Post of the day! Pure gold. Thank you.

Seabag Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What planet are you on Not sure - somewhere in Great Brittany I'd guess.

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 'Britanny Ferries' are not English. lol!

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- They're patronising > primarily because they're French, you could spray > a turd in Chanel no.5 and because it's French it > would be superior to any other turd. 'Pret A Manger' And there you have it.

The Pret in Bromley is particularly magnificent. I'm sure you know this already of course.