*Bob*

I'd love to see you do a balloon Foxy. Do you good. Thanks for the reminder though - I need to stock up* *for my cake-making pastime

They're not exactly the quietest of things to prepare. A bus stop wouldn't be my first choice.

Well summed-up, JB.

I love these policies - the equivalent of an overweight red-faced 1950's policeman cycling around blowing their whistle. Sorry to disappoint: they're to make you feel better, not to control supply or usage in an practical way.

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well that's cleared the air. Anyone wanna come > over mine for a fritatta and chips? Don't you just take cash?

Ner ner na ner ner

KNOB

Well I congratulate you on your determination to boil language down to the barest of requirements with no frippery, colour or allowance for variation. Have you considered moving to Australia?

Why would I ask for a frittata in an established with 'omelette' written on the wall? I'm not an imbecile. Why would you ask for an omelette when it says 'frittata' on the wall? Are you an imbecile?

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- because I cant speak the > lingo and don't wish to sound like a moron. > Louisa. You do realise if something's called a frittata on the menu and you make a point of calling it an omellete you do sound like a bit of a moron? They've both got three syllables. How do you think the word 'omellete' made it into popular parlance in the English language anyway? Have a little think...

I bet you had the crepes up at Eric and Marge's didn?t you though - not the pancakes. The frites, not chips. It was coq au vin and the soupe ? l?oignon. Seriously, don't be such a ponce. It's just a word. If it says frittata on the chalkboard just ask for the frittata - because that's what it is. It's not 1976 any more.

oooohhhh those burritos are divviiiiiiiine

Here's a little tip - LOAD OF OLD CONTRADICTORY BOLLOCKS

oh dahling you simply must try this authentic burrito from this specialist burrito outlet simply the height of fine Mexican cuisine Never let it be said you are anything less than a self-contradicting bollocks-talker!

Louisa Wrote: Today, 01:51PM ------------------------------------------------------- > I think gentrification of food is exactly what's > going on here. Posh folk taking peasant food > (usually from another country) and then making it > sound like a revelation. Louisa Wrote: August 14, 01:57PM ------------------------------------------------------- > A Mexican/burrito specialist which has a few > restaurants across central London... I miss in ED > is Somewhere to get an authentic Mexican > burrito/wrap. > Louisa. I agree. We must weed this idiots out and expose them for what they are.

It can be difficult when you're on holiday too, especially in Italy. I simply ask repeatedly for OMELETTE AND CHIPS PLEASE PEDRO in an increasingly loud voice - sooner or later johnny foreigner gets the message that I won't stand for any of that frittata shit.

I like to think of myself as a tattered frenulum, flapping valiantly against the winds of despair.

I'm 'all cock', Lou.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is a much higher standard than of late - > KUTGW No, it's gone again. Ah well.

Some of the menfolk around here don't even look like they have cocks

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yep rd nail on head. Some ponce has gotta come up > a ridiculous excuse to brag. Roughing it by buying > a 600k 2 bed flat locally and being forced to talk > about some bargain basement trip down the Amazon > on a gold plated raft. This is a much higher standard than of late - KUTGW

It's like bloody French with their so-called 'omelet' It's an OMELETTE you poncy eurotwats. SPEAK ENGLISH FFS.

it's like the bloody Spaniels with their so-called 'tortilla'. It's an OMELETTE you twats. SPEAK ENGISH FFS.

Its' possitive discimmination Jeremy - white workin class lads just dont get a chance these dayz

It's just a shame Tony Benn couldn't have hung on a bit longer to see all this.