*Bob*

Hmmm.. my spider-sense is a-tinglin' again.. RAT ALERT

Drivers who don't stop at pedestrian crossing when there's someone waiting ... and Pedestrians who start to cross expecting cars to stop regardless of distance ... Two sides of the same coin.

JamesG Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- "in the wonderful SMBS.." Is this the SMBS who charge nearly ?2 for half a dozen frozen lime leaves? Comparative price at local Asian-type grocery shop: ?1.50 for a couple of hundred frozen lime leaves. I'll leave you to work-out the percentage mark-up.

Perhaps it's not my plaice to say. Maybe if it had been a sole posttur.. bot when saw two together I just codn't believe it.

I smell a rat. A dirty, stinking, first-time posting RAT

Couldn't you have just kipped at the airport, ????? That way you only have to get up half and hour earlier than usual.

Oh year.. I forgot. His Uncle started The Ecologist - so Zac owns it! Sorry, everyone.

I hear Zac Goldsmith has put-in for the piece of land in question too. It's easy to be green when Pa was a billionaire. To be fair though - he's editor of The Ecologist on merit alone - can't take that away from the lad.

Emma usually crossed the Atlantic on a methane-powered steamboat, driven by hot air from her ass. However, there are some occasions when - sadly - she is forced to go First Class with Virgin Atlantic.

Innocent mistakes are easily made. I went to one of the Chinese takeaways here in SE22 not long back. I didn't have my contact lenses in, so (in order to read the menu on the wall) I pulled the 'emergency short-sighted manouver' where you pull your eyes back at the corners into a squint so you can gain a bit of extra vision. Oh how we laughed.

Are YOU a ridiculous person with no sense of self awareness? Do you have a facial tic, strange hair, one leg, a speech impediment - or perhaps a northern accent? Are you completely unaware of the term 'selective editing'? If you can answer YES to one (or preferably all) of the above then email us at [email protected]

This was a hot conversation topic in the pub last night. Could see anything wrong with it myself, but my mates (Spick, Chalky, Wop and Spearchucker) didn't agree.

Exactly, casamac. The correct verbal exchange in "a butchers in SE22" should run as follows: Customer: "Good morrow, Sir. And how are you today?" Bill Butcher: "Stone me, lads - look 'oos 'ere!" (*turns to staff to pull a 'Joey' whilst crossing eyes*) Customer: "May I know the provenance of your wild boar sausages, my good man? Bill Butcher: "Lads. Eee wants to know what's in the snags" (raucous staff laughter follows) "Two sausages, call it ten pounds, mate." Customer: "Thanks! I do so love this shop!" (exits) Bill Butcher: (to staff) "Caaaant"

I don't do the lottery.

I thought you guys just took extended trips to the Portaloo with a copy of 'Razzle'? Times change, I suppose.

I switched, obviously.

Mine offered to come inside, do the washing-up, mow the lawn and blow me off. The cheek of these people!

Take away the complaints on here and all you'd be left with are recycled discussions about curry houses and 'The Song Game'. I'm another one (of the many) who has no cause to complain about WR whatsoever. I'll concede, however, that not everybody has the luxury of staying in their dressing gown until three and popping down for a weekday queue-free experience - and that Saturday might be a more edgy experience. Especially if you demand to know the provenance of the two Wild Boar sausages you're buying when there are a hundred people standing in the rain outside. I don't know what it is with the 'I've queued patiently and now it's my turn and I'm going to take as long as possible thank you very much'but some people really do need a good boot up the arse. And for christ's sake, love, you've been in the queue all morning, how about getting your purse out before you get served instead of fumbling in your Bugaboo for it when you get asked for the money?

Chickens do come in different sizes, you know.

I'm on my way - I can still fit a few more up in the loft.

That one even has a microphone. I knew it all along. Praise Be.

taper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- But it still represents > a sound philosophical basis for rationalists in so > far as you remain open to the possibility that, if > evidence of a deity is forthcoming, you will adapt > your views accordingly. Certainly. I'll keep an ear out for that singing dandelion as well. You never know.

I can't agree to disagree when I'm right, Jeremy. 'Believing there is no God but not having definitive evidence' is as ridiculous a position as 'believing that dandelions can sing when no-one's around to hear them'.

It's counter-productive in that the Atheist Bus Campaigners don't seem to know whether there's a God or not, and have gone to print to say so. If the Atheists don't know, then who does?

Essentially, The Church does quite well out of 'probably'. If it wasn't for all those coffin-dodgers rushing into church during their twilight years 'just in case' there'd be even more tumbleweed rolling between the pews. If churches are allowed to advertise their medieval nonsense wherever they please in public places and even encourage their hapless followers to try and press badly printed pamphlets into my hands first thing on a Saturday morning, then we ought to be allowed some sort of comeback.