HonaloochieB

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > *Bob*, any expensive 'pansy' poaching pans you > can > > recommend? > > Why, of course! > > This hideously styled egg boiler/poacher combo is > sure to gather dust fast at the back of any > cupboard and - retailing at ?11.69 - you can rest > assured that the electrical components are of the > highest quality. > > http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/file.php?2 > 0,file=7751 And with the two pin plug it can be used in the shaver socket in the bathroom. Your perfectly cooked egg will be waiting for you after your shower. A boon for the 'time poor' executive.

safesurfer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > these are brilliant: > http://www.lakeland.co.uk/poach-pods/F/keyword/egg > +poacher/product/12116 On the same link is a metal job that you hang on the side of a saucepan of boiling water, avoid, they are sh!te.

*Bob*, any expensive 'pansy' poaching pans you can recommend?

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But I am not wearing clingfilm and margarine... > yet! Oh Jesus, just chuck in welding goggles, there's her next photoshoot.

No, madam, tonight I am merely incoherent but in the morning I will cohere while you shall still be wrong.

I think Paul's logic is faulty on this, surely a day without the slaughter of animals just gives more time for them to release methane.

With the greatest respect RosieH and I do of course regard you as a queen of your sex and everything, but uppus buttus cum coconutus if that's the greatest Christmas song ever. The greatest Christmas song is A Fairytale Of New York by The Pogues, it is so because it can be heard at any time of year and still be enjoyed for the fine song it is, but heard in December it becomes 'of the season'. Bleak, hopeful, argumentative, joyful, optimistic and with a tune that you lends itself to dancing a woman around the floor and sending her skirts a-skirling. With added NYPD choir. What more could a person want from a Christmas song?

According to Antonio Carluccio on Saturday Kitchen last (guess when?) you can eat it as a better alternative to tofu. He actually said 'polyfilla' but I think that was probably a slip of his finely-nuanced tongue.

1st Man- A couple of my very intellectual friends have moved in just off LL, they just live to discuss things in a very serious and important manner. 2nd Man - Whately? 1st Man - Indeed, succinctly put.

1st Man - Can't believe my luck, I've had to move out of my room in ED, just because my parrot got loose and bit the landlady's chest I'm now living in a neighbouring area. 2nd Man - Peckham? 1st Man - Well that's what I would have said but she insisted they were bites.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > gas lit > > Phew! Nice one *Bob*, everyone loves a 'happy ending'. 'Gas lit' indeed, you old euphemism coiner you. So what's for dinner? Can the 'rice cooker' do a quick mixed grill?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shiiiiiit... here comes the triiicky biiiiiit.... I know, getting the 'rice cooker' to blow you without the missus noticing. Good luck.

reetpetite Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Runnaway - Del Shannon Can't be done RP. The Broad Majestic Shannon - The Pogues, still stands.

The Broad Majestic Shannon - The Pogues

1st Man - I'm looking to buy in a road that would be handy for the local hospital. 2nd Man - Trossachs. 1st Man - Well if that's your attitude...

Nights On Broadway - The Bee Gees

Following on from JL, AR. Dancing On A Saturday Night - Barry Blue

The Green Door - The Cramps

Would that be Nobby Grewcock, the inspiration for the Viz strip?

Keep A Knocking - Mott The Hoople

They're just for bottlers I reckon.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Another personal recommendation for you, Jeremy: > > One of these pans. Fantastic! Takes all the > guesswork and effort out of knowing when your pan > is hot. > > Perfect for people who 'use pans'. Or pansies as they're known.

I Can Hear The Grass Grow - The Move

1st Scouser *poring over newspaper crossword and scratching head* - Hey la, the clue is 'I'm writing to me ma to send me a pair of trousers _ _ _ _ _ _ _(name of a road in East Dulwich) fit me'. Any ideas? 2nd Scouser - Darrell.

Eight Days A Week - The Beatles