mightyroar

I agree with BN5. Just cos BJ (snigger snigger) is good on Have i got news for you doesnt make him a serious mayoral candidate. Our Ken is alright. Leave him be

Life's what you make it- Talk Talk

I've been in puffin crafts, it's along that parade of shops where the green used to be, just near the ceramics cafe. They were very helpful and I am very satisfied with the service and the products. I got some beautiful stickers and me and my kids made lovely cards which have been much admired.

saw sandi toksvig the other night

Windmills of your mind- Noel Harrison

once me and my friend stole her Dad's porn film to watch, out of sheer curiosity. we were 13. it was quite dull in truth. my Mum found it my room, and marched me and the porn film round to their front door, knocoked on door, he answered. 'I believe this is yours' she hands it over, he and I cringe with embarassment. The friendship didnt last much beyond that.

the sun always shines on TV- Aha

Missing - Everything but the girl

still agree, but perhaps quite not so vehemently. this is the padded cell though. but what is (6 ? a frown or something?

True. I still say it's worth it. In fact i'd heartily recommend some parenthood to you if you are thinking of heading that way.

you sexy thing - Hot chocolate

Where the wild roses grow - Nick Cave and Kylie

yes thanks, some. and breathe...........and relax

Walk a mile in my shoes- Coldcut

Sister Morphine - The Rolling Stones

parenthood Walk past child in corridoor as we come in from laugh a minute trek around sainsburys, carrying heavy bags (always carry more than is confortable in stupid attempt to get the whole thing done quicker). So arms hurting carrier bag straps cutting into flesh, of course we live in the upstairs flat so stairs still to go. did i mention howling rain and wind outside having had to park miles from house?, child dawdling in front of me, so step past child. Child remains in (shared) coridoor. Shouts: 'You are in front of me. I'm not in the lead. I'm not in the lead I'm not in the lead' Descends into angry tears lies on floor screaming, until carried still screaming inside. Later, attempting to leave house to pick up other child from school. Screams: 'Not wearing socks. no socks. no no no no' Fetch tights from upstairs.. screams'Not those tights. sparkly tights' Hops up and down to emphasise point. fetch more tights. Urge at this stage to shout something really bad at child or use brute force really really strong. attempt to remain calm. Eventually leave after converation continues in this style for several minutes. Arrive at school 10 minutes late, other child crying on mat as is last to be called by teacher.manage to make out 'I thought you weren't coming' through sobs. Friends at dinner later. one says: 'So you're not working at all just looking after the two of them?' NOT F*CKING WORKING? Dont f*cking patronise me with your easy life breeze of a rewarding career. Grown up people talk to you in a grown up way and actually listen to some of what you say. You use your computer for other things than CBeebies. and you get to visit the toilet without an entourage enquiring into what exactly you are doing and trying to sit on your lap whilst you do it. AND you get paid!

White Light White Heat - Velvet Underground

Dry- P J Harvey

abso feckin lutely annasfield

thing is I never have any excess drugs. they always seemed to get consumed. It's only that weird old booze at the back of the cupboard that sits there undrunk.

Here comes the rain again- Eurythmics

I was made to love her - Beach Boys

chocolate, hot chocolate, more chocolate

This is the day - The The (what a great band)

i finished my course and handed the work in! hurrah, pass the hummus