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>>Ken Loach, like Tony Benn, thinks all working class people are wonderful, which is:<< Mike Leighs equally guilty of this. I spent most of the 2 hours watching the unremittingly bleak All or Nothing wondering if it was a parody of his earlier work.

Peter Andre? David Beckham?

Take a deep breath Mr.Beard and substitute a few CAPITALS for one or two commas(,). Trust me, it will lend a little more coherence to your until now, rabid and rapidfire rant.

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People who smell of wee and cheese...etc.

People who generalise/stereotype, There are too many of them on the road and they present a clear hazard for all road users. Many are simply not qualified to be on busy roads and can behave dangerously, mounting pavements, jumping red lights and weaving dangerously in and out of traffic. They are also inconsiderate. Rarely will an arsehole ever give way. Try pulling out of a junction onto a main road in rush hour. Just when there is a break in traffic and an opportunity to pull out a huge peloton (not pelathon) of arseholes appears, none of them prepared to allow you to merge into the traffic.......Maybe they could be considered for torture as well.

That bloke out of fatal attraction. Erm, Michael Douglas played the part.

Oops, thought I'd read '18th' Century. :-$

Elizabeth Bennet?

Seems fairly straightforward. I Think thats your cue Tillie.

Shame, I was enjoying that.

What a gwan?

Check out Speak Your Branes for some further insights into the minds of the fearful and ignorant.

Phew, thought I'd finally lost it.

Eh?

mark_bowen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My current favourite site. Bit of a cliche, but > this really is laugh-out-load funny... > > 27bslash6 Top notch. I suggest that Helen Bailey of Stevenson-Strata Management be filed under the heading 'Credulous Nicompoop'.

Yep, Frank Booth. Not Iconic enough? Not sure whose up next.

Think a textile of a certain hue.

Fudge Flinger.

Tsk, killjoy.

I think the least you can do after all this sage advice has been proffered is let us know his name and address so we can organise some form of picket. The dirty swine will rue the day!

Phineas Freak. The Admirable Crichton. Ed Winchester. Veruca Salt. Boutros Boutros Ghali. Captain Caveman.

Brightons a teeming metropolis compared to this American backwater. Tis a film character.

Smalltown bully who enjoys an attack of the Vapours. Do not look at him.

For whom the bell tolls, Hemingway?