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I only go in there 'cos the barmaids are fine, they serve Aspall and the Ciggie smoking facilities are better than anywhere else. All good reasons really. ;-)

Word.

Hey, that scale of crapness is my scale of brilliantnesnes upside down! Get Back to Alabama Jimbob.

I admire your candid disclosure Jah, but dont think a public forum was really the appropriate place to disabuse HB of his illusions. Some would call it cruel. I wouldnt...I'd call it callous.

Foresooth, foreskin, forebear..erm, fore wheel drive.

Whose the 'Joey' of this fable? Surely not Deacon?

Have they been arrested then? If not, why not?

I got kicked out of the Bishop for sparking up a big fat one whilst helping myself to the Knobs Creek on Monday. Times they are a-changin'.

I do what I can and meant no offence Sir. :-$

Borrusia Munchengladbach.

Where the hell is that???

...and while we're at it, if she'd wanted to marry a succesful director she could have done a sight worse than hubby No1 the taciturn furtwangler Sean Penn.

I think you might have a clear run at this HB. Not to my tastes though, she seems to have developed the same musculature as Bruce Lee in recent years. Not so much Material Girl as Gerty Gristle. Still, whatever flerts yer bert as Tellys Mark Lawrenson would no doubt say if pressed on the subject. Get in their son.

The lead character in Deadspace is called 'Issac Clarke'...oh, dear.

Eggsackerly. ;-)

Tsk, they'll be coming for Mock The Week next...Frankie Boyle must be shitting himself. Now hes said a few things that have made me wince.

This attack on the Beeb crops up periodically...I cant see anything coming of it.

Might be there for the league cup but pauper status precludes league games.

That was great. Try these pants on.

What a despicable individual. I'm so angry about this I can hardly think straight. Wheres the humanity. Prick.

Depressing.

Dr.Moreau.

The public isnt a single entity. Its a many faceted beast, hence the multifaceted output. Quite how Brand(notice how people in trouble are nearly always called by their surname-"Brand, the headmaster wants to see you")and his erstwhile radio programme are supposed to benefit is beyond me. The Beeb does get things wrong but it does so many things really well given its incredibly daunting remit(you will be all things to all men)and for it to be held to account for a grave error in judgement by those vested interests that look on with envy. A world without Auntie would be a terrible thing to behold, BBC4 is the only reason I watch telly at all these days(oh alright, I quite like the comedy re-runs on Dave), and I couldnt imagine weekdays without The Candyman and the ever miserable Alan Green on footie nights. People really need to get a grip and imagine life with nothing but ITV clones on the box for ever and ever and ever. The horror...the horror...

Well, he does have a point.

...hell in a handcart! Get Jon Gaunt in, he'll sort the buggers out...hangings to good for 'em...Gary Bushell? Hilarious! Never liked that Graham Norton...poof you know...altogether now 'Send the buggers back, send the buggers back'... ;-)(this symbol denotes that 'urine extraction' was underway and is in no way a derogatory depiction of a Chinaman with grit in his eye).