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bon3yard

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  1. http://www.tntmagazine.com/news/uk/prince-philip-taken-to-hospital-as-a-precaution
  2. Dekalog. There, easy.
  3. Yeah, thats a bag of toss.
  4. His baffled/resigned/angry/scared coupon in the final scene of The Long Good Friday is one of my most enduring cinema moments ever...still, hes not been all that busy since Super Mario Bros has he.
  5. Excellent, boycotted the pub years ago after a couple of run-ins with the ill mannered Bernard Manning lookalike who I think was managing the place. I like my pubs old school but preferably without the bigoted attitude to accompany it. Good luck guys!
  6. Maybe we should do away with all spectator events? Live theatre?...bunch of la-di-da fruit salads prancing about like tits. Music? Well, its just uneccessary noise innit. When I'm down the pub I like to discuss the minutiae of my day including the contents of my bellybutton, the declining quality of tiling grout and the combined weight of all my toenail clippings. Whats wrong with opium anyway? I find it rather moreish.
  7. It was Balfes a long time before it was BCs.
  8. bon3yard

    H

    There are a few recurring pedants on here who delight in picking holes in fellow forumites use of the Queens but I suspect the vast majority couldnt give a toss.
  9. It strikes me as wilfully odd that they can update the interpretation of the bible every 5 mins to suit the waxing and waning of public opinion but they cant airbrush out the verse which calls for the enforced rimming of the Scottish chieftains(or whatever). Is their a verse that alludes to The Welsh fondness for a certain livestock or one that touches on the upside of the potato famine? Fie for shame your majesticness. Still, I'm looking forward to it...
  10. Lets hope they dont wheel Lesley Garret out to honk it like she did on the Champs Elysee. Poor Wiggins looked like he wa going to shrivel up with shame. It would have been marginally more bearable if their had been a brass band to drown out her divaish warbling. How about an alternative? I'm going with This:
  11. I'm with the slobs, they have a refreshing lack of self entitled arrogance and superiority. Plus they get to eat kebabs after 11pm without the overwhelming sense of neurotic self loathing that the hollow cheeked fitsters would suffer after such a repaste. Just saying.
  12. Great to see that old Les was still doing the rounds during the late great Queen Victorias reign.
  13. A far from definitive list but still...and is that David Baddiel masquerading as J.Maskis? http://www.avclub.com/articles/would-you-say-that-to-tom-petty-17-notoriously-pri,53373/
  14. Van Morrison, surely the grand dame of taciturn grouchiness. De Niros up there but I suspect this is more a personality defecit than any real misanthropy.
  15. I am so sad to hear this, but hope it is a relief to have found Patrick after such a long period of uncertainty. All my thoughts are with his friends and family. I only wish I had known him
  16. Gatwick express is a total ripoff. Get train from london bridge. only takes ten mins longer and is a third of the price.
  17. bon3yard

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    And thus balance is once again restored.
  18. bon3yard

    Euro 2012

    I love this thread, its like a kiddies playground writ large. Good work fellas.
  19. Well said, I concur and when I see the old scallywag I'll be sure to tear him off a strip.
  20. bon3yard

    Shard 360

    ?20 quid to get in apparently which is mildly ridiculous, maybe we should storm it ala the Bastille.
  21. Oddly enough I had a similar thought while walking along the tatty pormenade in Brighton on Saturday. Although I was wondering how much of an Oligarchs money it would take to transform the town from the rundown toilet its become into some sort of polished Monte Carlo affair...I was a little bored see.
  22. I'd opt for a C4 laden Corgi.
  23. How he managed to eke out another couple of seasons on that husk of a knee is admirable but I think it all caught up with him towards the tail end of last season. Cheers for the service Ledders.
  24. Blimey your brave, whatever direction everyone else is headed in I'm off in the opposite direction. Still good luck. ;-)
  25. Kudos to Chillaxed for sticking up for the downtrodden sandal wearers. ;-)
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