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Mikecg

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  1. Xena: Worried prince Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it just me or does a name like sophiesofa > simply put a lovely, relaxing warm inviting image > of Sophie into your head ? > > Possibly not the best moniker to use on a swingers > discussion, but it has made me smile. Yeah! Shes got long jet black hair, 36DD and wears twangers in black and lays on a blood red velvet sofa phwooooaar.
  2. I think that the world focuses too much on what people look like colour race creed religeon wonky eyes bald head gammy leg or a hair lip for me that is unimportant and the media have jumped on it, I really do think that it is a case of oh look its a plain looking woman with a really good voice lets bypass the voice and focus on the obvious. So what, next.
  3. PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Will motorcycle keys do? > And 12345 good for you. I'm sure you expected the > daftness. Come on PR a thread about Swinging, if that isn't an advert for ridicule then what is? Dont get me wrong if it floats your boat then fine but shurley to post an advertisement for this kind of activity on a public forum is absured, maybe I'm wrong but I think in this instance I could be right, 12345 must be having a laugh.
  4. HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mikecg Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Balls to your partner > > Arse against the wall > > If you've never been F*cked on a Saturday night > > You've never been F*cked at all. > > I've been in touch with the Inverness Forum > MikeCG, just to see if there's any chance of them > sending the appropriate number of young women but > frankly I think it's a long shot. > Actually now I think about it we might do better > to order a 'mixed batch'. > I'll get back to you. As long as they dont come from Boleskine House Hona, the former residence of Jimmy Page and occultist Aleister Crowley, I wont mind but be careful if they arrive wearing black hooded robes you could end up being sacraficed.
  5. Please I'm supposed to be working, is the OP serious?
  6. Balls to your partner Arse against the wall If you've never been F*cked on a Saturday night You've never been F*cked at all.
  7. What if you sneakily arrange to make an appearance and your other half is there when you arrive what would you do? I only ever swing on holiday that way theres no embarrasing encounters in the supermarket.
  8. Pamapas grass in ya front garden?
  9. Wigedy Grub (Not Sure Of Spelling) Did you bite it's head off and suck the puss out?
  10. I expect the usual addages to my weekly expense in the cost of living stakes, Petrol Booze and Fags will all rise to an annoyingly extortionate level with a rob from the working man to give to the rich twist.
  11. Mikecg

    Tit Monday

    Tit Monday?, Soon enough when the weather warms up it'll be tit everyday.
  12. Mikecg

    What (..) said

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  13. BBW Wrote: How are they going to inspect all the Wasps outside you window? snip< I've never heard anybody call another person a window before, oh well theres a first time for everything.
  14. Mawhehehe!
  15. WOLFE! Stop being a Bigbadwolfee.
  16. OH Dear, I thought you were supposed to be a bigbadwolfe but you are sounding more like a bigsoftfuzzywuzzy.
  17. Does it really matter? It doesn't bother me if after a hard day some light entertainment is consumed, some people are way too serious all the time and lifes too short so if you like reading gossip from Women's mags then tell him Ballaxe. maybee its time for you to find someone who isnt soooo stuffy.
  18. Village
  19. If I knew that I'd be wearing it, whatever it is.
  20. Well cool Sherwick the whole thing about it stinks it's not nice and good you got through it.
  21. We would need quite a few power supplies Mike but we could plug them in strategically around the route.
  22. Bye!
  23. No I meant crazy I am blind in one eye and the other is almost as bad sorry old chap.
  24. Carzy Creep!
  25. Haha BBW havn't you got s porta crapin to clean.
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