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Apart from John Smiths I think that Carlsberg is just pointless. 3.7% isn't enough. I remember drinking 15 tin of this 'beer' and it didn't even get me pissed (well perhaps a bit) and the next morning my farts were soooo powerful I could feel them blowing against my ankles.

Beck Viers, Fosters, Carling (vile) = Diet lager

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of the twonks accused me of losing my sense of > humour (and even doing that classic schoolchild > "we've been talking about you in private" bullshit > numbers) and to that it's a fair cop. I've been > livid for days.. + Big pinch of salt and a deep breath=Much clearer. Of course I haven't been in private conversation with the rest of the gang Sean, that just wouldn't be British now would it. Seriously though in future don't take everything I post at face value and for the love of god don't take me seriously. Well you can now and again.

Oh and I've got a few suggestions for what you can do with the empty bottle.

Gimping up eh? Who's the boss tonight?

On your own again tonight Tony. Best put this thread to bed eh pal.

Quite right Tony. Sean and Woof should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. Disgusting behaviour! I picked on the part of Peckham known as 'Nunhead' for none of the 3 reasons you stated Sean. I did it for a laugh and why not eh? I and the majority of the forum characters have been in very secret contact discussing your diminishing sense of humour. Try playing a little less Resident evil 5 Sean and concentrate on adding a very large dollop of salt when it comes to interpreting what I and others post on this forum, it'll make the whole experience less stressful. Apart from that you're always welcome and guarunteed safe passage through my neck of the woods.

Have you parked in some chavs parking spot in scumhead Sean.

Hey - Red hot chili peppers

JESUS FCUKING CHRIST TONY NOT YOU AS WELL!!! Sean can you sort this all out please and bring the thread to an end!

Sean I haven't advocated corporal punishment I just asked everyones opinion on it. I like you was only caned very rarely, 4 time in my entire life. I agree with what you say about those that are beaten will become 'beaters' as corporal punishment has been administered throughout my extended family and ancestors. I don't have kids but if I did smacking wouldn't be out of the question but I doubt I'd go so far as to use a cane. My parents never apologised but they didn't have to as when I got 'six of the best' I knew I deserved it. My dad was also in the marines and demanded discipline from us, never cast a shadow over our relationship as father and son.

My brother has this piece of kit and he hasn't reported any problems.

What have I done wrong now Sean?

And they should be made to suffer the Dettol loaded bath afterwards, tears n all. God that used to sting!

What are your thoughts and feelings on this subject. I was caned at home when I was very bad and got the occasional dead leg or slap upside the head from a teacher. I'm personally glad I got it as it never did me any harm. What about you. P.s If you're Irish there's no need to reply as I'm sure you were 'birched' at some point by a parent or member of the Christian brotherhood.

Heads up on the Tanglefoot and Summer lightening Woof, good drop they are.

No he would just say "listen to your mother". He was also responsible for administering the cane or as we knew it, 'old misery'. Although thankfully it wasn't used very often.

HOW DARE YOU!!! I'm London born and raised.

"Wait till your father hears about this"! "I didn't carry you for nine months to expect that sort of behaviour" "Hurry scurry" (when crossing the road) "Elbows off the table" "What have you got in your pocket"?

But you haven't answered my question. Are you a bogtrotter?

So does that make you woofmicthedog?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNFIno-GQEQ Look closely at the car being rammed.

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Hammer house horror* scared me as well Xena. *Please feel free to add appropriate insults.

Come on Charlie can we have the results please?