Coward of the fricking County, and the fact that it's so doggone catchy. Now I love a song with a story, and plenty enough country songs do have a story, but here Kenny's singing away, jolly as you like, about a bloke who doesn't get into fights because his dad told him not to from prison or something. So some local types gang rape his girlfriend (presumably because they know he won't do nuthin about it) and then he finds his backbone and sorts them out. I KNOW it's a fiction, but for fuck's sake Kenny, do you have to sound so fucking happy about it, and why the fuck does a woman have to get gang raped for CotC to find his cojones? Couldn't they just have run over his faithful dog or set fire to his corn or something. Oh it makes me really fucking angry.