chuff

We have a tremendous amount of dog crap on our road (court lane), and some suspiciously large human looking turds keep turning up too. I dread walking home when it's dark, wondering if my next step will be in to a steaming pile. Obviousy loads of dogs being walked up to the park past my house but still no excuse for it. chuff

I did notice you at a table next to me sean, over the quieter side of the bar. I was flitting between tables but I think my kids were being little buggers sat right behind you. Service over that side of the bar was particularly awful, nobody there at all most of the time.

I was there too and I also saw sean mc but didn't say hello. Partly because it was incredibly busy and partly because I'm a little shy. Chuff

Is to avoid the vomitty bug that chav has

only those types that I get emailed about every 5 minutes keef. Or are they meant to be for you guys? I might have solved my own problem friskiness... edited spelling

hmmm i'm not single, but feeling a bit frisky. Is that allowed?

i'm with the christmas party!

i'm confused... was it just noisy girls? or were they harrassing another girl/s?

something actually did collapse there once, the circle I think. Can't remember the band either but probably stone roses or the prodigy. I was working that night and a little worse for wear but I don't think anyone was hurt.

I love my prediction (pisces), just wish I had somewhere to go to be suitably evil. Sounds like fun.

I have asked a friend of mine that is very in to astrology, what she knows. She has said that the star sign we speak of is only our sun sign and that there are many others to take in to consideration. The 4 main others being Moon, Mercury, Venus and Mars. Also we should know our rising signs supposedly if we want to do an accurate personality profile. This is not my belief before anyone jumps on it, was just curious after chatting about it last night and decided to find out from someone that actually uses it. so mine are sun sign - pisces rising sign - capricorn moon - leo, makes me a show off mercury - aquarius, makes me a very bad communicator (true) venus - pisces, makes me a bit deep but pathetic sometimes mars - aries, makes me a bit naughty in the bedroom apparently. She broke it down and whether she amended it to suit the me she knows, or whether it was straight out of the book, I don't know. But it was much more me than my 'sun' sign. Not sure how to find out this information, though expect you could get a detailed thingy online. Still wallops of cod, but quite fun to read.

asset, my feet are sort of pretty, but not dainty (size 5) and not sloppy. Not really sure what 'sloppy' feet are but fairly sure I don't have them.

weak chin, spot on there! A lot of that could be likened to me, but probably to tons of other non pisceans too. Thanks for looking that up asset.

can you look up Pisces please? Just interested to see how general the description is.

You know what moos? I think you might be right, rabbit it is. Asset, do you fit your astrological description? I think I actually do with mine but can't remember.

How on earth could I have muddled k9 with something smutty. I need help.

I'm a metal dog. That just sounds rude. Edited crap spelling.

ooh if we're being oriental moos, then I'm a dog. Better than a pig though I suppose. I don't believe in anything really though, apart from chocolate.

I am a Pisces who is terrible at making decisions, there might be something in it, but then again there might not.

and yes I know I should have looked the subject up in search first but everything else in my life is in the wrong order, so bum your up. X x x x :)

I suppose if you can remember all the topics that have been covered, then you might have spent a few too many hours here. I'm so going to get it now aren't I? *ducks*

ruffers you sound just like someone I know

oops sorry! I am so behind the times.

artichokes

Ruffers said Can we therefore conclude that Mr Chuff is a short ugly dark haired ginger tall handsome man? that is my point exactly Ruffers. He actually looks closest to simon pegg without the massive head. I have a great mini soap going on in my head now picturing you lot, must get on with some work, the launderette is getting chocka.